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FannyPriceless · 02/07/2010 21:01

THE NOT-LIST

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July

UPDIFFED
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
Carrots, giving birth in a lavender field, damn it, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due November (???)
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Muser · 11/07/2010 08:51

Hope you're feeling better today Sky.

I am at the in-laws visiting my 12 day old nephew. I may steal him, so scrunchy and cute. SIL looks exhausted. I am starting to worry about the lack of family near us and realising we will be All Alone. Eep.

Medee · 11/07/2010 09:07

I have that fear too, Muse, and also none of our friends up here have kids (in fact, they're quite anti-kids.) But the blessing is not having my mother breathing down my neck. I feel I may come to regret that "blessing."

SkiHorseWonAWean · 11/07/2010 09:20

Medee I'm very happy to see it was just a typo - I was a little worried but the way you wrote it I figured it must be a typo because you sounded so blase about it.

iggy/honey and other canine lovers, I thought I'd share my dog experiences with you. I got home on Monday having been a week in hospital. The idea would be that I would enter the flat on my own and give them a bit of fuss before jailbait & Bear got in. I let myself in, very careful not to get my stitches jumped on and gave them some fuss - they were obviously very pleased to see mum and little dog actually weed on my feet and into my sandal. Approx 60 seconds later I was followed by jailbait, Bear in the maxi-cosi and the 2 nurses (bad timing!). The dogs just about burst with excitement and were very curious about Bear. We put him in the pram and they initially tried to jump up but were quickly told "No, get down!". They did. Once the nurses were gone 5 hours later, jailbait held Bear in his arms and sat on the edge of the sofa and allowed the dogs to come over. Neither would get within a foot of him but very curious and lots of sniffing - from a safe distance! At first when the baby cried, big dog would slope off with a guilty look in her eyes. Now, nearly a week on they're not bothered when he cries. On friday I was bf'ing and big dog came over and for the first time broke her 6" rule, licked a foot and then walked off. Yesterday, little dog came right over for the first time, licked a foot and walked off. For the first 4 nights we locked the dogs in the living room. The last 2 nights have been too hot and we've needed some air circulating so the doors have been open. Bear has been in the middle of his cot - so whilst noses have approached the bars, he cannot be licked. Both dogs have been immensely good and their curiosity is definitely waning. I'm wondering if this heat is helping in this respect - they're just too pooped out to be bouncing around.

SilverSky · 11/07/2010 12:11

I am feeling much better this morning. I am relieved to hear boxy's diagnosis and think I mist jaw had a head , foot, elbow or hand rammed up there. Was so painful and that coupled with back pain finished me off yesterday.

ski good news about dogs. Have no idea how our dog will be. Dog is really really good with kids. The smaller the better tho not had any experiences with baybees. K9 will not be left one with newborn and all the precautions you mention will also be used. Pretty sure that I will introduce the baybee loves Husband more than little ole me so best he comes in alone!

muse we have MIL nearby but she works FT and no one else. Have v few chums tho most are DINK types!

Looks like it's going to be another scorcher of a day. Bliss. Not.

Medee · 11/07/2010 12:46

glad to read you are feeling better Silver

FannyPriceless · 11/07/2010 12:59

muse and medee We too have no family anywhere near. It's mostly OK, but the time you miss it is when kids (or Mummy) gets sick. That is very tough with no-one around to call on at a moment's notice. We have coped, but sometimes I don't know how.

The heat was horrible last night. DD just wasn't coping as her room is in the hottest part of the house, so at 2:30 MrP made the decision to bring her down to 'sleep' in our bed. She suddenly transformed from grizzly weeping toddler into chattery excited wriggly bed creature. Stand up, sit down, point at the baby, give us a running commentary, wriggle upside down, poke Mummy, poke Daddy, etc. I was OK until I got a foot in my milk tanker breast. Soo tired now.

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Backinthebox · 11/07/2010 13:11

I has been doing fancy photo shoot! See other place. I had no bump photos from last time, and we had kept the curtains upstairs closed to try and stop the sun heating up the bedrooms too much, when I noticed that the bathroom door caused a rather nice silhouette effect in the morror opposite. So I got my camera and tripod and got snapping. OH walked in and wanted to know what the hell I was doing . He thought it was a bit weird. Then when he saw the pic of DD's hands on the bump he went all gooey. Swears it was his hay fever making his eyes run!

SilverSky · 11/07/2010 17:36

box fab pics! Can only see two on my phone but they are brilliant! Super artistic. Makes Demi Moore's front cover shoot look very dull.

I am shattered and have prob overdone it again as been shopping. Got some bargains from Primarni and next month I shall be purchasing my hospital nighties from there. £3.50 each in a selection of colours and with button down fronts. Bargain non?? Reckon I will get three and the sizing looks huge! So fill
your boots! Six pack of kecks is £2.50 and they have thongs thru to full on Bridgets. Something for everyone.

Have had McDonalds for lunch which was scrummy but Husband called me and then told me off for eating junk food as there isn't any nutritional value in it, yet he was happy for us to have one yesterday !! Ok sonhaving one two days in a row is prob not the wisest but still...... I have had an apple and a banana today so there.

SkiHorseWonAWean · 11/07/2010 17:56

I'm sure the pros of the airco outweigh the cons of the nutrional value.

Cosmosis · 11/07/2010 18:31

grump.

organiccarrotcake · 11/07/2010 18:32

Sweet Jesus Medee I thought I had missed something - even though your post didn't make 100% sense. It took me about 15 minutes to write what I did (changed about 3,000 times) and in the end thought I should acknowledge it but that's all - can't tell you what a relief it is to see it was a typo! phew.

OK can someone please point me in the direction of the new fred as I can't find it. Thanks.

Comma, as he will now be known, for the simple reason that he keeps putting himself into a comma shape in exactly the same way as he was when he was inside me, is currently asleep on a playmat looking beautiful. We've had a rough few days. Two nights ago we had virtually no sleep - not because of Comma who was ironically sleeping like the proverbial - but for reasons unknown we Just Couldn't Sleep. My hormones were starting to kick in - beginning of baby blues - and I think I just got overwhelmed by the events of the previous week and a half. My milk was coming in and my breast shape was changing and I was struggling to get him to latch while I was lying down, so couldn't feed and sleep, and after that I just couldn't sleep.

LC also was up crying because the toilet flush was too loud when he went to the toilet which didn't help.

We were therefore utterly wrecked yesterday. At 10.30 YOB's uncle and aunt f-ing well turned up unannounced, sat down and expected tea and biscuits and stayed for a f-ing hour. I had friends coming at midday and my parents for a BBQ in the evening. All I wanted to do was to get a loaf of bread in the breadmaker and I couldn't because his f-ing aunt was sitting on her fat arse having me run around after her for an HOUR. I was scarcely dressed and had just a few minutes before run the vacuum around the room in preparation for the friends so at least one room looked presentable but I'd wanted to do more and couldn't. The conversation as she came through the door was, "Hello, how are you feeling". Me, "Exhausted. Utterly exhausted. Lovely to see you. We have friends coming soon and I am just trying to get ready for them". Her, "Are you breastfeeding?". Me, "Er (what business is it of yours?) Yes". Her, "Good. We'd love a cup of tea".

She then went on to tell me all about her Granddaughter who is reading two syllable words at the age of 4 and she's hoping it won't be a disadvantage when she starts school to be so far ahead of the other children.

So our friends arrived an hour later and that was finally their cue to piss off, and when my friend came in and hugged me hello and asked me if I was ok (of all things to ask) I just had an ickle cry.

Friends were great (I mean these are my bestest friends - I gave LC his middle name after their surname) and that was lovely, but then after that I had to chuck them out because I needed to take Comma to the out of hours doc as I'd realised that morning that he'd started with oral thrush, which had also attacked me nips, making me veeery sore. Unfortunately I'm still a bit unsteady from the blood loss/iron levels so YOB drove me into town and dropped me off, as I didn't feel safe driving, and when I'd got the script I then stupidly walked to the pharmacy which is like 10 minutes away. Hardly a long way, but I was carrying Comma in the sling and by the time I got there I was fighting back the tears. My pelvis hurt so much and I was SO tired.

Then when we got home it was back to the feeding which was going terribly thanks to the thrush. Parents came around for BBQ bringing everything because they're fab. Mum helped me get him on so he had a good feed but I didn't manage more than a couple of hours before chucking them out in turn and going to bed for an early night.

Cue struggle again with feeding, hormone overload, tears streaming, YOB not knowing what to do. He made me call the NCT BF line and she was absolutely wonderful. Basically, I KNOW he's getting enough milk because he's getting lots of wet and dirty nappies, but I was just losing confidence as I was in a lot of pain and SOOOO tired. She talked me through things and made me realise I was doing ok and really calmed me down. Can't thank her enough.

We had a brilliant night's sleep. I was up feeding and changing him a couple of times but YOB slept through most of it so he got some good sleep, too, which he really needed. The thrush medication is really kicking in and I feel so much better. Feeding is much better today now I'm more relaxed and the pain from the thrush is going. And THEN the MW came and weighed him - he's put on 2oz! That's amazing as most babies lose weight at this stage so he's obviously feeding brilliantly. The pelvic pain I'm getting is, she says, ligament pain (I was worrying about having a uterine infection) and she's taken bloods so she can treat me for anaemia if required.

I'm posting this here deliberately. Hopefully, clearly not to freak out all you soon-to-be mums but because I wanted to say that in the early days things change so fast from fine to awful to fine again, and especially with things like BFing and often something like thrush can come on in a matter of hours and be horrendous - but it also passes quickly and not to give up! I did understand last night why people would give up and just give a bottle. Seeing the formula disappear into their tummies would be really reassuring but the BF counsellor gave me the confidence that actually he was getting plenty and of course the MW today confirmed this.

I'm feeling a million times better tonight. My beautiful little boy is just waking up and I have had a lovely relaxing day being looked after by my gorgeous husband. A few more days of this and I will feel normal again, I'm sure!

Medee · 11/07/2010 18:37

Her, "Good. We'd love a cup of tea".

That was your cue to point her in the direction of the kitchen and the kettle. If she has a granddaughter, she must know what the first few days are like.

Sorry to hear it has been tough, but glad you are through the other side of it tonight.

organiccarrotcake · 11/07/2010 18:46

silver sounds just like what box said. Can be pretty uncomfortable having a little person inside you. Glad it's better.

ski my doggie has been great with Comma. He was quite funny when I put his first lot of nappies in the wash - he just wanted to bury his nose in them (nice). He tried to jump up at him the first time I came out with Comma in the sling, but since then has just totally ignored him which is what he did with LC. I reckon he just sees him as a puppy who is to be put in his place by not taking any notice of him!

fanny been there. This heat is so hard on everyone, isn't it. We have fans in our room which helps, but I'm having to wrap Comma up more as he gets a bit cold as he's not got much body fat, being early - despite my supermilk!

cosmo what's up?

organiccarrotcake · 11/07/2010 18:49

medee kitchen was an absolute hell hole. She's not my relative and she walks with a stick and "needed to sit down". TBH I couldn't have let her into the kitchen as she would have simply then told the rest of the family about what a shit hole it was and how I was obviously not coping. She's a bitch, frankly.

This is the aunt who, at my wedding, on my actual wedding day, just after the service when everyone was doing the lingering with Pimms thing (ie not even at the end of the day), said to me that she knew a really good wedding dress cleaning service and would I like her to get me the details .

SilverSky · 11/07/2010 19:08

rots next time she visits and you don't feel like it tell her you are just off out so you'll need to rearrange. Sh sounds right selfish mare.

Hope you are ok and de appreciate the info about being on cloud nine one minute to literally being knocking on the door of the pit of despair the next.

Is anyone else finding being a passenger in a car very difficult and uncomfortable? I have just spent nearly two hours in a car and the driver is not the most confident and slightly brake happy and it was nearly too much! I also have ishoos with him indoors. It's the seat belt below my tum - any pressure and I want to scream!! I tend to pull it away from me. Oh and speed bumps are murder!!!!

Cosmosis · 11/07/2010 19:11

oh I dunno, just fed up, can't get comfortable, can't sleep, everthing's annoying me.

Cosmosis · 11/07/2010 19:19

ps rots, other fred here www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/996265-FESH-spa-and-creche-The-Ultimate-Destination-for-survivo rs-of

Muser · 11/07/2010 19:25

I am staring at pics I took of the new nephew. There's one of MrM holding him that I swear, if I hadn't managed to get diffed would have had me curled up in a tiny ball sobbing. He just looks so utterly fabulous in it.

Medee · 11/07/2010 19:40

she sounds a complete cow.

SilverSky · 11/07/2010 20:01

Balls. Lost my post.

cos I was attempting to cheer you up!! feeling grumpy allows you to appreciate the good days even more. Secondly the temps are due to drop with Tuesday giving us lots of rain. Treat yourself to something nice. You deserve it.

organiccarrotcake · 11/07/2010 21:55

silver on the way home from Gatwick after my brother's wedding, with my Dad driving, I ended up using the "F" word with him (with feeling). Due to my mum's dad being violent and her growing up in a house where swearing = violence we grew up in a house with an absolute no-swear policy. Not that I do much anyway, but never around my parents. Well, the last time I did I was 16. The point being, yes, being in a car when heavily pregnant was a nightmare.

muser

cos I understand that feeling entirely. It will pass. Not long to go now. Thanks for the link

Friends dropped round tonight with a card and cake. Stayed 15 minutes. That's the kind of visitors I like

Cosmosis · 12/07/2010 08:49

thanks for the cheerings up, I am feeling better today

iggypiggy · 12/07/2010 09:03

silver am also not a fan of car journeys whilst updiffed! Can recommend taking a cushion and driving yourself

glad you more cheery cosmicone not too much more work for you!

I have no news... But yoga inna bit... Have pleasingly quiet week ahead of me...

Cosmosis · 12/07/2010 09:16

3 weeks........ hurrah!

Have mw appt in a min.

SilverSky · 12/07/2010 10:22

Pain is back. Ouch. I am also being booted from the inside out.

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