It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

[jellypi3]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Thank you so much for your support you lovely lot. Made me well up. Again. bat god no, different person, haven't seen the girl he slept with since, well, he slept with her (then threw up because he knew what a stupid bloody thing it was to have done, split or no split). I had a look at relationships and it scared me, you're right, a lot of ltb and funneling money away into secret accounts. Time enough for that if it comes to it.

So...he emailed from work this morning, apologising I felt this way, doesn't want to do anything to jeopardise family, loves me, loves dcs. Emailed back and forth for a bit, quite positive, he's going to doctor to see about anti anxiety etc. I'm thinking at this point that perhaps a flirtation was started this weekend but he realised what he was doing, panicked, deleted and is now determined to be back on track. Then I told him I was still feeling wobbly about tis colleague but hoping we can work through it. He replies that there's nothing to fear, he has absolutely nothing to hide where she is concerned. Which is bollocks really isn't it because he already has hidden messages by deleting them...before I asked him about any of it. Suddenly the messages seem a bit platitudinous and as if he's pleased he's gotten away with it rather than genuine, although I don't doubt that he is terrified of losing us. Despite previous history when a stupid and mentally unwell student he has up til this point been an amazing husband and father with no possibility of doubting him. So now I don't know. If I tell him I know he's deleted it's going to be major argument and very possibly a huge bomb in the middle of everything, if I lay low and hope for the best I'm going to be looking over shoulder for a very long time. I know what I'd do if there wasn't a toddler and pregnancy in the mix but there is.

Have managed some soup and don't feel quite as hysterical. Don't know how I'll be tonight when I eventually see him (after daisy so hopefully the calming breathing will help) but I'm very aware of derailing the thread and am so very very grateful for your support but don't want to take over. So I guess I'll update when there's something to update.

Now for the love of god someone talk about their bucket fanny.

molly it's not derailing, it's what we're here for

Please don't apologise, we're here for the good and bad so you can chat as much as you need to. I hope it is as you said and he had some silly chat before realising what he was doing and what is at stake.

But if you insist, I will talk about my bucket fanny. Just had docs appt and he shoved his hand up there and did a sweep, said cervix very soft and I'm 2cm dilated, woohoo! Said I would be induced in a week but he doesn't think it will get to that point

bat you really need to up the Epi-No sessions! Two a day minimum I reckon?

Good news re 2cm already though!!

Oh bat that's fabulous! 2cm without realising it that's great!

And thank you everyone. You guys are aces

Wow bat 2am that's brilliant!

Home now and wish I was still in Spain but had my pram delivered while I was away so had fun getting it all out the box and then less fun putting it back in again!

Ooh 2cm, that's half way to the good drugs established labour without even trying, well done Bat!

Molly

Ooh bat!

Haha jelly we took ours out of the box months ago too and never got it back in!

OK viroids I've decided I don't want to do labour. Not sure why I'm suddenly freaking out because I've been quite cool about it up to now but I think I've just realised it's actually going to happen and I'm scared! It sounds horrible!

go bat go! i can imagine someone telling you you're at 2cm makes it all suddenly seem v real...you'll be fine :) (maybe squeeze in a few extra epi sessions anyway)

can I just be a bit me me me for a minute or two....

1 - i feel like bump has popped out this week, but when i wake it tends to be quite high and WONKY (usually over to the right), once up and about it settles down and seems more even - I'm sure this is normal-ish, but just wanted to check against others' experiences

2 - went to an out of town shopping centre for some emergency pre-holiday shopping, to find only New Look had any maternity wear (and that was a bit crap) nothing at M&S, primark, debenhams, next, and top shop, H&M and DP shut down! grrrrr. i know there's the internet but i can't be faffed with sending stuff back

5hell my bumps goes into some VERY strange shapes sometimes so yep it's normal! I can recommend ASOS maternity swimwear, I got 3 tankinis from there and they're great - I know you said no Internet but they do have a good range and it's pretty easy to return things.

Oh okay then Bat, no worries we'll just cancelled the labour. Only joking, totally understand why you are worried have you tried a relaxation/birth prep cd?

Haha no turning back now bat elective cs??

I feel huge right now. Dp hasn't seen me for 3 days and he was shocked how big my bump is. Loads of people have commented how big it is. A guy I sat next to on the plane at the end of the flight patted my hand and told me he thought "I was close" at one point because I am so huge and was breathing heavy (actually I just felt sick).

I'm hoping it's all water!

I know what you mean Jelly, mine has sprouted much more in the last few days. What really worries me is there is still 10 weeks to go, I don't understand how it could possibly get any bigger than it is now, I'm going to be the size of actual Belgium by the time baby pud arrives! There had better be waffles

P.s. Have we lost trijo in the hacker/app shenanigans?

Ooh and I unpacked the chicco next to me that we got off eBay (inspired by Jelly's pram unpacking), it's totally pristine! Seems like a waste to get a new mattress as it looks as though it hasn't been used (I hate unnecessary waste!) But I will be good and order a new one.

P.p.s. (Sorry, last post!) No GBBO spoilers! We are watching it tomorrow!

Cried my eyes out at GBBO, it was great. Especially the victor's speech. Totes emosh.

Baby is wriggling and kicking like crazy today!

Ooh yes Pretzel was very emotional. I had a little cry at the end and DH thought I was a soppy bugger.

fruit I thought DP was tearing up at one point and he was like "I'm tearing up from laughing so much at you!" which is far more in character for him tbh!

Who am o kidding, I'm too mouthy to lurk...

So today I got my first symptom. I feel like I've done 20days of constant sit ups!

oneyorkshirepud Nope, I'm still here! 16+3 now and have my 16 week appointment in the morning. Have had family visiting from Ireland and been busy in work lately, also lots of rugby watching :D

Ooh lil you are indeed pregnant!!!!!

Eugh. HORRIBLE dream. DH was dying and wanted me to help him commit suicide. It was awful.

So now, I am probably going to have to go watch bake off to take my mind off it.

Scan in 3.5 hours.