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Due in Jan 2007 part 4: Sex?! Don't make me laugh! (When I laugh my back hurts MORE, and I wet myself)

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2Happy · 21/09/2006 19:07

Whaddya think?!

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looshkin · 02/10/2006 14:17

Hello all was also very sorry to hear about your troubles Jess and I am thinking of you all i can say is that there is hope after something like this I know (cannot go into too much detail as SIL etc do not know and may read)and it is possible to stay together if that is what you feel is right(and be very happy). Go with you gut feelings. Wish i could be more help sorry thinking about it has brought back lots of unhappy memories for me will post later loosh -

magnolia1 · 02/10/2006 14:30

Sorry to hear that this is happening to you Jess I can't advice really but 'I' would personally not be able tto just leave it. Thats me though so I hope for my Dh's sake he never does anything. I do hope you find out the truth and a way to work it all out xxxx

Well my cold is still here , I am peeing every half an hour. I have a cough so pee myself on a regular basis Need tenalady i think
Can't sleep past about 4.30am so knackered during the day and THIS RAIN IS DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!

Other than that I am fine and dandy

LadyTophamHatt · 02/10/2006 14:54

Hi girls, I;m still here (thanks for thinking of me EPM). Just nothing to report PG wise or in life generally. We finally have a new mattress for our bed so at least I'm a bit moer comfy at night....God, I lead and exciting life, don't I??

So many of us on this thread, I can't keep up at all.
Would anyone who still has a brain like to count how many there are due in Jan, I've tried a few times and just can't do it

Sorry to hear about all this jess, what a nightmare fo ryou. I'm with the others though I would have to find out and would, without a doubt phone the woman. If she had an ounce of desencency(SP???) she would at least confirm or deny your suspicions.

Glad the wedding all went well urban

becks5109 · 02/10/2006 16:25

jessdibs - how awful for you - a very difficult situation and if my hubby had been off and then started to be nice again I would be doubly suspicious, although maybe the sorry text does mean he's ended it? I think if you can manage to stay really calm and sit him down for a chat about things and hopefully he will be truthful and you can work things through together. Good luck.

elliepippamummy · 02/10/2006 18:00

Right you asked LTH!! (By the way i was very bored at work this afternoon hence going thrugh all the Jan threads) and apologies if I've mised anyone let me know and I'll update it:-

Due In Jan 2007
Elliepippamummy
Becks5109
LadyThophamHatt
Magnolia1
Looshkin
Motherbeaker
Laughalot
Jessdibs
The UrbanDryad
Dragonhart
2Happy
Nemo1077
Hattie2
Saltcod
JaneNZ (may have new name?)
Sleepycat
Poppynic
JoJo30
lulu25
Coffeebeanz
Daisypops
Muppet3
Sazisi
Michelle24
Carrotcake
MrsPeacock
Loubie37
Posyparker
El23456
Tweedledum

So that makes 29 (I think!) when I am really bored I'll update with everyones due date and then in Jan we can update actual birthdates and namesc on the postnatel thread!!! Again apologies for anyone I missed.

laughalot · 02/10/2006 19:05

Well done ell I cant count to three never mind tweny nine.

Lth glad to see you back on again you sound a little down hope all is ok.

Well my little man is full of cold which means ill end up with it and then poor dh will when he goes on that work cruise next week, aaahh what a shame

2Happy · 02/10/2006 20:29

29, wow, almost one for each day of the month, lol! JaneNZ is MotherBeaker now, BTW. Talking of whom, MB, you were wondering about sleep being disturbed - can't remember the last full night I got . If it's not ds playing up, it's my back hurting, and if it's not that it's dh flipping snoring . Maybe I should do like LTH and get a new mattress, though that would only improve on of the 3 problems (unless they threw a new non-snoring dh into the bargain!)
UD - hope married life's going well.
Magnolia - I hope your cold gets better soon. How much more b*ggered are our bladders/pelvic doors going to be in a few months?! Already had total shame (I'm writing this to cheer everyone up, I hope you all appreciate my humiliation as I type!) - I was walking up the corridoor at work and needed to sneeze and couldn't stop a massive fart at the same time I have turned into my mother

Looshie (((hugs))) I'll phone ASAP
Jess - still (((((hugs))))) big time for you. And you're not going on - that's what we're here for, numpty! x
Anorak - thanks for the comment, glad it's still making people smile!

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Daisypops · 02/10/2006 20:56

Jessddibs, hope your ok. Come back on soon and let us know how you are getting on. I went thru something similar with DP although I wasn't pregnant at the time. If you want to chat my e-mail is [email protected]

el123456 · 02/10/2006 21:01

hello all.have just got back from wicked break in menorca so feelin great!hope everyone ok.cant remember who mentioned hip pain but really suffering myself,anyone know what it is?anyway love to all especially those not havin great time.xxxxxxx

elliepippamummy · 03/10/2006 08:15

Thanks for the update about JaneNZ name!!

Jessdibs hope you are okay it appears there are a few of us who have had this experience with DH/DP xxx

El23456 am very of you holiday I want one. DH & I are off work next week as it is his bday but not doing much (I suspect he'll have a hangover thursday as he is going on boys night out weds!)

Really looking forward to this weekend as my mum & dad are picking DD up at 1.00 on saturday and we're not getting her back till 6.00 sunday yipee!! They are taking her on a magical mystery tour! DH working sat so I've got all afternoon on sofa with duvet and all the crap I've sky+ to watch we are going out with friends sat night and then long lay in on sunday followed by lunch for 2 (I will actually get to eat all my lunch whilst its hot without having to deal with a tantrum can't wait!)

trinityrhino · 03/10/2006 08:19

I'm having my detailed scan on thursday, so excited and we think we might find out the sex if possible, really can't decide.

not on elliepippas list sniff sniff, I am here just not alot

Hope everyone is well

MotherBeaker · 03/10/2006 09:17

HI Everyone,
Lol 2Happy about the massive fart thing, have done that before myself, thank god it was at home in private .

As for the not sleeping thing, I reckon not having a decent bed is the main problem for me. We are renting at the moment and have a small double bed, my dh is so tall that he sleeps on the diagonal with his feet poking out the iron railings at the end, while I am curled up in the top left hand corner. Also the mattress is crap.

Have fun on Thursday trinityrhino, wish I could have a scan again and see my ds stretching and yawning like he did last time.

Jess - hope things are okay for you.

elliepippamummy · 03/10/2006 09:49

Very very sorry TR knew I would miss some updatd it just for you and put you at the top

Due In Jan 2007

TrinityRhino (sorry missed of 1st list
Elliepippamummy
Becks5109
LadyThophamHatt
Magnolia1
Looshkin
Motherbeaker (formerly JaneNZ)
Laughalot
Jessdibs
The UrbanDryad
Dragonhart
2Happy
Nemo1077
Hattie2
Saltcod
Sleepycat
Poppynic
JoJo30
lulu25
Coffeebeanz
Daisypops
Muppet3
Sazisi
Michelle24
Carrotcake
MrsPeacock
Loubie37
Posyparker
El23456
Tweedledum

LadyTophamHatt · 03/10/2006 10:33

laughalot, I'm surprised you read my post and thought I sounded down because I suppose I am. TBH I hadn't even had time to think about me lately.

Ok...so here goes.....major "get it off my chest" rant coming up....

The weeks are dragging by, I acn't wait for the weekend to arrive so I don't have to rush about with school etc but then the weekend seems to go in the blink of an eye.
I really can't believe I've still got 3 months to go...and then it's only going to get harder. I think this is why I havent't been posting on our thread ...it's like a horrible reminder that I've still got years to go (well, obviously not yrs but it feels like it)

DH is just starting his monthly nag about mumsnet Vs housework. We always have a big blow up about house work because he seems to think it's a piece of piss being on your feet all day when PG with a 3yr at home too. You'd honestly think we lived in a pigsty by the way he goes on.

Ds3 started nursery a while ago and that all when up shits creek because he hated it, the nursery was crap and wouldn't encourage him to join in so I took him out so now I have no time at all to just relax. Sounds patheically sad but Mumsnet is the way I relax and DH hates it.

I know being PG will be slowing me down but I had ahuge reality check the other day when DH was going out to play football with his work mate. I have no interests that are purely for me out side the house at all. DH goes to the gym, and out running, and football. Ds2 has swimming classes, ds1 has beavers and french club, and I take ds3 to P&T group.....what do I do out of the house??
Fuck all.
I actually thought it was quite wierd..I mean...theres absolutey nothing I do except buy food at the shops to feed them all.
That can't be normal, can it??
But then I think about it and I'm sooo unbeleivebale knackered I don't want to leave the house. I'm only 33 but this PG has made me feel 103.

Christ almighty, I'm a miserable bitch.

Oh and finally, if Dh makes one more jokey comment about the lack of sex I'm going put his wanger through though the fcking blender. Earlier on in the PG we spoke about it and he said he understood completely why I didn't want to and wouldn't mind if we didn't throughout the whole PG. I told him last night that the more he goes on about it the less likely I am to want to do anything (and that "anything" is purely for his benefit...I have no benefit from it IYKWIM. I have no interst at* all). He always says it's fine but you know when you just know they're talking shit...honestly the thought of any sex makes me want to vomit. I just wish he'd understand that, remember what he said to me earlier in PG and go and have a wank!

I'll stop now before I blow up the PC....

LadyTophamHatt · 03/10/2006 10:34

Oh, and well done on compiling the list EPM....I thought there was more than that TBH.
It just goes to show how little brainpower I have left!

Mrsworry · 03/10/2006 11:55

I am still here too not been posting as was not a work (with internet) for a while as ended up in hospital and then on bed rest but all is fine now fingers crossed. Had our scan and all fine also, we didn't find out the sex.. evryone keeps telilng me I am having a boy as I have a "boy bump".

Hope you are all well and sill try and post more and not just lurk I promise.

xx

elliepippamummy · 03/10/2006 12:45

Hopefully I'm getting there with this list!!!

Mrs worry (sorry missed you too!!)
TrinityRhino (sorry missed of 1st list)
Elliepippamummy
Becks5109
LadyThophamHatt
Magnolia1
Looshkin
Motherbeaker (formerly JaneNZ)
Laughalot
Jessdibs
The UrbanDryad
Dragonhart
2Happy
Nemo1077
Hattie2
Saltcod
Sleepycat
Poppynic
JoJo30
lulu25
Coffeebeanz
Daisypops
Muppet3
Sazisi
Michelle24
Carrotcake
MrsPeacock
Loubie37
Posyparker
El23456
Tweedledum

LTH I am the same have no hobbies etc but DH lays football thursday nights and saturday afternoons (well 2 a month as he works one sat and I do one sat and I've said that Jan he is not going anywhere at weekends!!) he also goes running cathes up with friends etc in the evenings, aparently its okay because I have all day to catch up with friends (mmnn friends with kids which means you may chat for 2 minutes before sorting one of the kids out!) I am trying to make it my mission to go out once a month in an evening but that all depends if he is home from work on time, if friends can get babysitters, money hassles for everyone so it rarely happens. Can you try a different nursery for you DS or was that the only local one?? Hope things feel better soon have to say I am counting down till my section date already (13 weeks and 3 days to go!)

elliepippamummy · 03/10/2006 12:46

Mrs worry sorry missed you added you on now and hope you are feeling better xxx

carrotcake · 03/10/2006 13:35

ellipippamummy, very pleased to see me on the list, nice to feel part of a group, ahhh, am not normally sentimental
jessdibs- I really feel for you, have gone through similar things with dp, but, and it's quite a big BUT, it isn't always the end of the world although it feels like it and despite your worst fears, and the conviction of you friends, he isn't necessarliy HAVING an affair, although he is clearly behaving badly. There are certain friends of mine that I don't discuss it with anymore as the raised eyebrows and loud hmmms make me want to thump them (transferred anger maybe!) when things do sound suspicious but it could be a cry for help/panic/reaching 30 crisis etc that might not be too late for you to sort out. My dp has a problem with lying (always had to lie to overbearing mother) and when things are stressful between us or he feels trapped/backed into a corner, there is nearly always a situation arise where suspicious 'things' happen. In his case, it's usually wishful thinking but occasionally he's texted a girl after a party, chatted too long with some cyber friend with mega innuendos, lied about going somewhere, given someone flowers in the street (honestly, just like the impulse advert for f8cks sake!) swapped numbers, usually I ring/text them, inform them of the situation, politely, then he's angry with me (I know!) and then things get better for a while and so on... But, he does this occasionally, when I, looking back, have been treating him badly, no excuse I know but I really think it's an attention thing and he seems to want to me to find out somehow, bizarre, but I genuinely think he's never really had an affair, and we all flirt with others (well, I do!!, I'm just more subtle, and he's as subtle as a brick, and an amazing dp, father in every other respect. Maybe I'm coming across here as a mug, as I'm sure some friends think I am, but you know whether it is symptomatic, and whether it's worth saving, which is nearly always in the case of children. That's not to say if the truth is that he IS having an affair, you just have to take it, you don't! But he might not be, and then it could be worked through, and things may be ok? I too, have checked the phone in the night etc, and it's horrible, but it happens less and less to us now. Some men are just incredibly immature when it comes to what they see as a terrifying commitment, it might all be ego stroking. These are just my experiences, it might be irrelevant to your situation, but I hope you can bring it all out in the open and work through it, I really do. Good luck ((( )))

laughalot · 03/10/2006 14:34

Carrot good post.

Lth sorry you sound so down I know what you mean about the being in the house all the time I would also be going mad if it wasnt for my 2 days at work which is soon to end. I dont drive so when I was on maternity leave with son I felt very trapped and lonley so im not one for good advice on this topic however I do agree with the sex thing the thought repulses me.

Hope everyone else is ok

Lol at 2 happy with her farting

jessddibs · 03/10/2006 14:50

Carrotcake - Thankyou so much for your good advice. Yes I think I have been a bit of a bitch over the last few months (but i imagine most of us have had our moments), and basically everything you said does apply to me! Even the being a flirt..when not pregnant. He probably is hitting a mid life crisis aswell (just turned 40). So, when he tells me (last night) that there is nothing going on and that I am blowing it all out of proportion and that he is upset that I don't trust him (although he still won't say who, what, where etc she is!?! because he says it's irrelivent!?!) I feel that thinking it through, I am also not the perfect partner, he is obviously trying to get on with me and I think I need to take a chill pill and relax for the baby's sake and mine. I beleive that if something is going on then the truth will out in the end and he made a big point of saying that if he didn't want to be with me then he wouldn't be! Where as I would probably stay for the kids..

Hey ho, I am off to the docs for a check up of my blood pressure etc now!! Hope it's not sky high as I am under strict instuctions already to take it easy due to problems with it last time.

Laughalot - I really do know how you feel and sympathise with you bigtime. I don't drive either and hate the fact sometimes that I have to ask others for lifts etc. and the fact that I am a bored housewife. I keep telling myself that I am gonna be a busy mum again soon, and will be craving those 'boring' days when I could sit and play online scrabble and watch Jeremey Kyle in peace!

Gotta do the school 'walk' now.

Thankyou all for hugs, advice and support. I really do feel better...

2Happy · 03/10/2006 14:56

That is a good post, carrotcake, but I am at the number of people this has happened to. Like you, LTH, dh is getting, hmmmm shall we say frisky, or at least none too subtle about what he's after! What is it with men and an inability to survive without sex, and just general, constant ego massage from girl-attention?! I'm glad we live in the middle of nowhere - at least sheep can't text !
And since the curling season has started up again, I know what you mean about dh being out more than he's in. I told him he can't curl from mid-january, so he seems to think he should cram as much in as possible before that . Maybe we should organise a Jan 07 meet-up and insist that dh/p's take the kids for the day?!
Oh, MrsWorry, glad everything is ok now - bed rest etc? It must have been really scary for you
EPM your weekend sounds fab! Mil just invited herself over for this weekend. Just what I feel like!
Jess - How are you?

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2Happy · 03/10/2006 15:03

Oops, x-posts Jess. Good to hear from you. Irrelevant, hmmm not sure about that, but if he is telling the truth then he maybe feels no obligation to tell you (but wouldn't it just be easier all round if he did??!). Don't let him blame everything on you being pg, it took two to get you pg. You're right, we've probably all been prize bitches from time to time with hormones, but it's their job to be long suffering and supportive, that's the price they pay for not going through the agony of labour! It's not a licence to have a mid-life crisis. But "I wouldn't be with you if I didn't want to be" sounds positive. I hope all this has made him at least wake up a bit to your needs, and I hope he pays you some proper attention now!

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2MwahHaHaHappy · 03/10/2006 15:15

And since I'm doing irritating multiple posts, what do you think of my new Halloween nickname?

elliepippamummy · 03/10/2006 15:34

Love your new name 2happy

Jess glad you are feeling a bit better about the whole thing hope all goes okay with your BP, and remember we are all here to moan to!!Does seem strange how many men feel the need to do this thing??

Am desperaltey trying to keep dd awake as no nap today and shes starting to flag as we had toddler group this am and took her to park this afternoon, am that desperate I have got the play doh out!!!