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Wankoid

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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themildmanneredjanitor · 01/05/2008 17:40

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JeremyVile · 01/05/2008 17:40

Are you pregnant?

ButterflyBessie · 01/05/2008 17:41

Why not Wankoid Scrotaniel, both great names, really original and dare I say unique?

Would you mind if I 'borrowed' them if I have a boy next, please

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:42

oh, i love it!

it's so unusual.

is it a family name?

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TotalChaos · 01/05/2008 17:43

or are we all being non-pc and laughing at a name that's very popular in another languge

TotalChaos · 01/05/2008 17:43

or plain old wanka for a girl

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:43

Wankoid is a bit chavvy. I much prefer Penisiah.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 01/05/2008 17:43

Scrotie for short is very sweet

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:43

No, that sounds chav and common, mmj.

Why not spice it up a bit: Jynkeejangle Princess Tsunami?

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:44

No, that sounds chav and common, mmj.

Why not spice it up a bit: Jynkeejangle Princess Tsunami?

boudoiricca · 01/05/2008 17:44

haha - each to their own, I guess

OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:44

i like scrotaniel, thats a name for a future pm!

DarthVader · 01/05/2008 17:44

Fanjalina

LyraSilvertongue · 01/05/2008 17:44

I love it, it's so unusual. But aren't you worried there might be three or four of them in his class when he starts school?

oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:44

Labian vulvalette for a girl

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expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:45

Vulvadynia and just call her Dynia for short.

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:46

Fanjolina is a great name! How about:

Fanjolina Mae
Fanjolina Grace
Fanjolina Anne....?

A nice alternative would be Fanniflapsia. Sia for short. Sounds sort of Italian, don't you think?

OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:47

I prefer Masturbella myself. For a girl.

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singersgirl · 01/05/2008 17:47

We've always liked Pepsi Labia for a girl and now I think we've found the perfect boy's name: Scrotaniel is so cool, and he can be Scrote for short.

oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:47

my surname is allcock

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FairyMum · 01/05/2008 17:48

at this thread. ds1 is called Wankoid.

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