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flitting between that and scrotaniel

Perineum is classy! Genius!

That's very pretty. I think I've seen one of them in a Boden catalogue.

I like Faylure for a girl.

Phisture - quite classic greek

Morticia is the name I picked for my gorgeous dd, and as you can see from the profile, it fits her to a tee!

LLabya is the Welsh spelling

And don't forget Cwnt

I like classical names.

Haemarroid - i.e the proper version of 'Roy'
Diarrohea - 'Rhea'

But DP is bohemian, and wants Swab, or Bogie. He thinks they sound sweet and cute, but i'm not sure.

Is Fistula too poncey?

oh good God I do love this thread! wish I was witty enough to contribute!

Aynoos is sweet
I also like "£$%^^&&!!!

Aynoos is sweet
I also like "£$%^^&&!!!

MB - Cwnt is by far the best !

Trouble is you see so many little Cwnts running round nowerdays. I'm not sure it is 'distinctive' enough

i posted not so long ago that I quite fancied 'Plinth' and someone ruined it for me by suggesting that it sounded like 'Prince' with a lisp.

I mean, children can tease over anything can't they?????

agree MB, they can be so cruel

i quite like clittories

at this thread. Gonnor-Rhea?

Kaliper for a boy?

Ds1 and I are both ROFL at this thanks everyone cheered me up no end!
DS1 thinks Camella-To is a good name for a girl!

Ball-zee

has got to be the best boy's name

who could argue with that one?

I was think plain old Fanny might be nice for a girl

I like B'um Face as it can be used for either sex, although I think it does have more of a boyish ring to it.

Hmmm...an interesting name.

But with my surname, King, I really couldn't use it - the shortening of it really would make for a rather rude name!

We have a Fanjo at our local sunday school. Sweet little girl but long untidy hair, though.

god these are just such wanky names

What on earth is wrong with plain old Cock?

Fellatio Dew has a nice ring

So to speak