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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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berolina · 01/05/2008 20:50

Urethra is lovely.

berolina · 01/05/2008 20:51

Turkey - for a girl you would spell it B'umme Faice, surely?

KristinaM · 01/05/2008 20:52

hula - but if its for a girl she woudl only have it for a short time

and besides, how often do you use a child's first name?? it doenst really matter if they sound stupid together

PMSL at you lot

seeker · 01/05/2008 20:53

Why not use the original Irish spelling of Fanjo - Faieaghniulaidh? If people can't spell it that's their problem IMHO.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 20:54

ROFL @ Princess Tsunami

I am rather taken with J Arthur or Tommy Tank.

Phrenum is pretty for a girl, no?

Sidge · 01/05/2008 20:56

I'm another fan of Labia for a girl - so classy sounding.

Not sure whether to go for Majora or Minora for a middle name though - what do you all think?

Sidge · 01/05/2008 20:56

VVVQV I like Frenulum for a boy, not dissimilar to your girl's name.

KristinaM · 01/05/2008 20:58

sidge - i think it depends on your surname

you dont want it to sound silly

MrsDanvers · 01/05/2008 20:59

Candida Albicans is quite classy for a girl.How about John Thomas for a boy, OP? or is that a bit too common?

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:01

ROFL at this thread

specialmagiclady · 01/05/2008 21:02

Isn't there a real person in the House of Lords called "Lady Gardiner"?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:10

I quite liked Gluteus Maximus for a boy when The Gladiator came out in the cinema.

Chlamydia and Syphilis are good old-fashioned girls names I feel.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:12

I quite like candida and cystitis too.

suedonim · 01/05/2008 21:15

Syphilis and Gonorrhea for G/B twins is vairy naice, I think. Or Sodom and Gomorrah for twin boys.

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:15

what about Her-Peas? do you think it too common?

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 21:20

Nipple

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:22

Areola?

berolina · 01/05/2008 21:23

Her-Peas? Dreadfully common OO. If you must, at least spell it the proper way.

Top of our girls' name list is Hernia.

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:24

will you have a squiggle thing over the a? good idea imo

berolina · 01/05/2008 21:27

Yes, that was the plan.

I am taking to Areola.

Janni · 01/05/2008 21:35

Caesar or Caesara for the first child

Vbaccus or Vbacca for the second

southeastastra · 01/05/2008 21:37

i like Asda and Lidl

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 21:37

Areola is wonderful, so romantic

Nipple has a more down-to-earth quality though, I think it will suit any future daughter of mine

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 21:38

Although I do like the cadence of Pube

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:40

Clitoris is also pretty.

Prostate is quite strong for a boy.