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flitting between that and scrotaniel

Not Asda and Lidl, surely? How about Whayte-Rose? For a boy - Ocado. Much classier.

How about Placenta for a girl.

Its Spanish, doncha know!

lol i can see ocado catching on

pudenda also pretty

omg I have tears rolling down my face

This is why I used to come on MN more!

Fabulous thread

Glans for a boy - for some reason I am picturing a rosy cheeked little lad, striding up a mountain

Anyone suggested Nad for a boy? Rather retro.

I like Quim very much for a boy.

If you are in Wales, please think about Cwnt.

But not outside of Wales, because it can sound odd if you mispronounce it

lol

Mamarie is lovely for a girl.

I'm amazed no-one has suggested Smeg for a boy or Smegma for a girl

Jiz for the edgy man about town

a little Jiz in the classround would probably be a bit of a handful, though.

classroom

Mamarie-Glandes (with silent 'es', of course) for that extra gallic touch.

Cockles - ~I was just coming to post Quim - you beat me to it! I think it has such a lovely, strong but sensitive sound to it. I was also considering Thorax. And Aorta for a girl.

I quite like Ureter and Urethra for twin girls

i like fartimess for a boy and nippela for a girl.
dh prefers boring old pian-essica

har - a little Jiz

Ooooh I really like Whayte-Rose and Ocado Berolina.

Also keen on Sunny-D and Dairy-Lea. And maybe Cocoa Poppy for a girl then her nickname could be Coco-Pops??

fairymum, yes, Wankoid is one of those great swedish names.

There are some stunners, such as Bård (pronounced Bored) and Bent, etc in your region too, isnt there?

I once met a girl named Wenke.

Frottage for a girl? If you don't think it's pretentious to use French names when you're not French.

Flange is quite a fetching name.

Sto-ma possibly for a girl, maybe with russian ancestry

The joy of MN!!!!