Wankoid

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flitting between that and scrotaniel

What does anybody think of these lovely Latin names for a boy: Septum or Philtrum?

who nose!

Look, right, all you middleclass bitchez shuld b ashaymed of urselves. If my little Sfinkta-Jizz and Twat-Mareee could read (fwaking skool, they are 10 and 18 now) they would be so urt by this.....

Oh really, this is all so silly, just plain politics of envy and political correctness gone mad. Every boy in our family has had the middle name Hqwuanquethainne (pronounced Oo-an -K'ftay-neee) for six generations and I don't see that it's anything to laugh about.

pointydog - DS3 is Nad. You should hear them on sports day: "Go Nad! Go Nad!"

This is so what I needed to come back to after an evening of essay hell

lmao at swampster's go nad.
Although I'm not sure wat my pfb twat would make of it but then again her df definatly lives up to his name, theoldbollix.

Best wishes
cutewhoor

Dooosh & Rectum are quite classy to shout across the park

< wonders about DarthVader's names for next two dogs >

Flower names seem to be becoming more popular so I thought Lillette may be a pretty name.

rofl at you all - but esp. Seeker's aggressive Irish spelling... You are so hardcore, my dear.

Personally? Lube for a boy - masterful, I think. Or Tinnitus, which is a family name.

Scabie for a girl. I know it's a bit plain and old-fashioned but I'm so over flowery names like Psy'Attica.

Anyone else actually LIKE Fanjalina? The girl from Skins was called Jal, do you think that was her real name?

What about Athlietsfoet for a boy? Very manly sounding. Canestena for a girl has a certain ring too? Very very very unique, don't you think?

Fanjalina is my middle name, PD! I LOVE it but there are so many people with my name these days

Rectum is so coooool. Colostrum would be a good sibling name to go with brother Rectum.

lol at cock. that just gets straight to the point. why dance around the cock with names like Hunter and Tucker when what you really want to call your son is Cock.

and if that ain't a thread-killer ebsw19, then I surely don't know what is.

I'm coming to the rescue with dp's faves. He's gone orf Tinnitus - now favours Fetid as first name, Stench (his family name) for second. Our surname is Cwym.
What do you think?

We have little Quimjiz and Lubri-kate, our twin girls, although they were going to be Squats-lo and Soarbles if they were boys!!

Wanted to call DD Annie but have been persuaded by many on here that we should give her a 'proper' name in case she becomes a judge- so Anusol it is.

Huh onebat ?

I revIVED the thread. It had been dead for 6 hours and then I posted and revived it.

I have nothing to contribute. I just wanted to say this is one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

so you have EB! I didn't check the time.. it was the 'dancing around the cock' which made me :

My maths is appalling, I'm embarrassed. I meant the thread had been dead for 8 hours. I'm going to check that on my abacus now.

Blood hell, I go on holiday for a week and return to find you have been taking my name in vain!!

Damn you fellow mumsnetters

If my next baby is a girl, she will be Kan'y Sten.
Like Scrotaniel, not keen on Wankoid, but that's just me - I used to go out with a Wankoid.