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Wankoid

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:48

i prefer Klamidya

themildmanneredjanitor · 01/05/2008 17:49

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OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:49

Sorry but that spelling is just pretentious lissie. Kids will laugh at her if you spell it like that..

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:49

Sorry to all the parents of little Wankoids, but the OP did ask...

Why don't you spell it Wannkoydd instead? It's more unique.

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:49

if you like it, just go for it!

MargaretMountford · 01/05/2008 17:50

I favour Tossa, kinda Latino sounding, no ?

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:51

Oh, yes, Tossa is lovely. Toss for short. That's so cool.

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OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:51

Ormirian, should i put an H at the end then?

Klamidyah. tis ancient Shropshire

CoteDAzur · 01/05/2008 17:52

Original. Unique, even.

OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:52

Now that is classy tmmj.

Califrau · 01/05/2008 17:52

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cornsilk · 01/05/2008 17:53

I was going to have Jenitalia for a girl.

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:53

What do you all think about Bolloxina? It's an old family name. DH thinks it's a bit 'girly', but I think it could be shortened to Bollz. What do you reckon?

OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:53

i like it MM

BoysAreLikeDogs · 01/05/2008 17:54

What about something more unusual?

K'nob - pronounced nob

Perineum, Perry for short

Smegma - means cream in Latin, very dainty girl name

When are you due ?

OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:54

Well that's more like it. Sounds biblical now.

Would go well with a little Onan I think

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 17:55

Fartilla for a girl

Prostate G'land for a boy

Califrau · 01/05/2008 17:56

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cornsilk · 01/05/2008 17:56

Pubus for a boy. Sounds Greek.

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 17:57

Labia for a little girl?

DarthVader · 01/05/2008 17:59

Are there any Celtic spellings of these? I would prefer a name that is easy to mis-pronounce/impossible to spell?

S1ur · 01/05/2008 17:59

I've always loved Fellatio, for a boy
And Cunnilingus for a girl

Fella and Cunny

So sweet!

MargaretMountford · 01/05/2008 17:59

L'esbia is sweet

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