"Apparently most teenage boys have a wank sock. "
Wonder which university got funding for that interesting research project. Just did a bit of searching and came across the topic somewhere else:
"Umm... put it under your pillow?"
From a Liverpool forum:
"there is a bit of me that is worried that people actually do this shit?
I fear my perception of reality may be about to take a hit almost as serious as when I discovered that half the world stands up to wipe their arse; but it must be done.
Have you ever?"
with following responses:
"when you wank into a sock, it should be your own sock, in the privacy of your own home.
And certainly not in Marks & Spencer.
The police told me that."
and another response (from a female) :
"One of my exes used to do it regularly and, too scared to put them in the wash in case his mum discovered them, would lash them out of the window onto the roof of next door's shed.
One day we were walking along the road when he suddenly stuck his hand into the pocket of his jacket, pulled something out and stuffed it into a hedge we were passing. I asked what it was and he said "It's a smeggy sock. My Mum's started asking why half my socks are on Norma's roof, so I've got to find somewhere else to get rid of them".