to expect good wanking etiquette?

[bashon]

eg thou shan't leave thine wanky tissues anywhere else but in thine bin.

Is this destined for Classics?

avada, I'm sooooo glad it's not just me who needs to know the style and colour

I'm imagining shades of red in a moss stitch?

nonono

slate blue/grey

I wish I hadn't started reading this as I tucked into my caesar salad with feta cheese

Oh, good god, I wish I had never opened this thread .

I have three (currently small) boys. I had braced myself for the teenage years, but only in terms of the vast quantities of food, the smelly gym kit, the smelly bedrooms, the revolting bathroom, the excess of testosterone and Lynx and hair gel....... I had completely failed to consider...... to consider....... THIS!

What happens if she accidentally shrunk it in the wash?

She could have set up a lot of future problems there, that knitting mother.

What if that became the only way he could get off?

Imagine a bloke producing a little knitted mitten on a first date?

(Not that I sleep with blokes on the first date, of course)

Well, my tissue troubles have been sidelined by a wank mitten.

if I wasn't already depressed....

would feel like a virgin again

MrsCadwallader, me too

I am currently paying my 11yo to do his own laundry in preparation

Friend of mine came back from uni one weekend and started cleaning her teenage brother's bedroom (not sure why...bit of a mother hen type character perhaps) Anyway, as she was picking up loads of crumpled tissues, he walks in and she says 'oh poor DB, have you had a terrible cold?' As he turned red and mumbled a shifty yes, the penny dropped. Don't think she cleaned his room again!

WilfShelf - good thinking. My eldest is still only 7, but it's never too early..... Not sure about the payment though [biggrin]

bashon

But come on, a wank mitten?

Ah you just wait til your boys delightfully tell you over breakfast that they had a "wetty"

we can't just let that one lie now can we?

Your HUSBAND??

I would have incredibly strong words to say about this behaviour! its disgusting - son or husband. But for some reason, the fact its your husband makes it just even worse.

Horrible! I hope he's suitably embarrassed that you should keep finding and disposing of them.

I still can't get out of my head the thought of my dear little girls winter mittens I will never see them in the same light again.

I mean

If she shrunk it in the wash presumably wanky son would be thrilled as he'd think it was his cock that had grown rather than the jizz-mitt that had shrunk.

I can't knit mittens, or socks

at wetty

Do you think she helpfully made a string for them to go round his sleeves in case he dropped it in the heat of the moment?

I think I'm a little strange:

I'm more agog about the fact that she ironed it!

Surely she had too much time on her hands?

Actually, perhaps her DS did too!

crochet would be fine weegie.

actually no, it wouldn't would it?