The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

it'll be interesting to see how quickly we finish this thread!

I am ok thanks tiredmumno1. Had a busy weekend after holding a surprise 40th for my hubby and tomorrow it is my birthday. Nowt special but it is so hot I don't have the energy to do anything!!

how's you?

< slips out of HE's headlock due to being coated in Aftersun >

night all x

nite AF

Oh i am in a great mood Fruity, maybe its the weather wow it was my birthday last week, so happy birthdaz to you for tomoz and a belated one for your hubby.

HE if we keep going this thread will be full really quick lol, oh and do you need rope to tether AF

G'night AF miss ya already you slippery minx

I cannot believe the temperature...I have kept the blinds drawn today to reflect any heat and it is still like an oven now!

Happy belated birfday to you too TM!

May is a great month!

Oh of course may is the best month

same here with the heat, i just wish it didnt make me so tired

Britfish i think i fancy a country slice, just as a treat

Just out of interest when was the last time any of you pulled your cooker out from its slot?

I did today and jeez did I have some scrubbing to do! Out of sight, out of mind eh?!

and oh god, i havnt pulled the cooker out in years. maybe i'll get one of my children/slaves to do that tomorrow...

Well, it has taken me about 2 and a half years to get over having a Range cooker so I guess it was about time!!!

Just popped back in to say nighty night all!

Lol you two, it wasnt done to long ago, i just pull it out, hoover and scrub

right bedtime for me, so goodnight my bench buddies, until we meet again lol.

cheers for cake brit

Ciao gomummy it looks like we got of cleaning the bench tonight lol x

Oops, welcome to Fruity!

Nighty night again!

good nite!

I meant in one bite in the thread above somewhere, i just noticed

Goodnight you lightweights x

I may produce another poem for you if I can't sleep, a wee something for you to wake up to!

Hello new benchers, pleased to meet you all, word of warning to you - the Buddy Bench makes you fat!

We are the Buddy Bench
Appreciation Societ-eeeyyy

Flamed, burnt or a light toast,
You are always free to post,
Eat, drink and have a rest,
Cos the Buddy Bench thread is the best!

Woohoo!! That is fab!

Hiya Fruity! Hope you're liking the bench.

Time for bed methinks x

Hello, lovelies! Can I come back if I bring cake?

Hey Cheerful, always welcome back! DS was up (think it's the heat?) so I thought I'd pop on again and lo and behold, Tiredmum was right, we have the night off of cleaning the bench!

Off to bed again with HE's poem ringing in my ears! Well done encapsulating the spirit of the Bench HE!