The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Can I come in?
I'm too frightened to post at the moment as everyone seems to be flaming each other all the time and I don't get enough sleep to cope with one. Wriggler seems to think hot weather means she doesn't have to go to sleep....

Oh AF naughty girl

HE stop egging her on lol. and once again your poem melts my heart

hi caz and welcome

Hi wriggler we love each other on the bench and you are more than welcome

is there room for me on the bench? i kept getting told off last week on mn so i spent the weekend giggling at the classics section and now im back on AIBU for some innapropriate poetry and piss-taking. now where did that tree thread go?

Hello Britfish

HE you have returned! Thanks for posting the poem, it is great! Planning permission for an arena will be slightly more complicated, but can be done! Tiredmum we must revisit the plans...

AF - link to other thread please? nosey

Welcome Florence!

Tis lovely how this bench is becoming like an old friend.

Hiya britfish wow i think its amazing all these newcomers to the bench. wouldya like some cake?

Hi Wriggler & Britfish!

Hairy, she has a beak shaped dint in her big toe Quackers innit ??!!

Gomummy i was thinking about putting a fence up with a gate and a sign saying 'enter at your own peril'

Maggie err I mean Gomummy, I have every faith in you!

We coulda started this thread aaaaagggggggggeeeeeesssss ago. But personally I wanted to see 'just to say' reach the 1001 mark. We owed it that much.

Tiredmum, loving the fence/gate/sign! It should include something to do with bringing wine/cheese/cake though?

LMAO @ HE, don't be giving me away now!!

I know cheesey i think it was great, i think that deserves a mumsnet group hug

no, no, no linkies to baaaaad threads

all is peace and calm here

Ahh the serenity AF its so peaceful, i think i hear the birds chirping.

I see bats flying !

Would do tiredmum but I don't do physical contact.

My sentiments exactly fucker

seriously, I see bats

little fuckers

Hey all, can I join you? I have wine of many colours, Magners, beer, and am willing to buy all Friends with my extensive collection of alcohol.
Will chat properly tomoro when I'm not so pissed tired

< brushes HE off sunburned shoulder >

Lol daydreamdolly and you are very welcome.

oi whats wrong with physical contact wiv us cheesey, do we smell lol

AGGHH bats

Is there any room for a me on that bench girls?

Hello fruity how are you this evening