The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Are there any of those Country Slices left? It's like having fruit for breakfast...

morning belle

you are an early bird

morning all, wow this thread moves fast, anyone got a strong cuppa? still half asleep

Latecomer here.

I've got a pack of chocolate malted milk if anyone's interested?

Good morning belle, fucker,roobear and cupcakes

going out for lunchy-poos today with mum and sis

what a pity the sunshine has done a disappearing act

mind you....this is my sunburned face >>> , so probably just as well

oh wow choc malted milks are divine!

Oi, who drank all my Magners?!

< hic >

Well I suppose I did offer them out to any fucker...

Can I join you?

Nobody on MN can help, but then nobody in RL can help so I'm not holding that against MN.

But I'm tired and buddyless and would anyone like some coffee to slip into their gin?

hello, OH

are you ok ?

have a malted milk...I don't want it 'cos I dropped it on the floor

Thanks

What are you wanting help with oh ?

it had a few hairs on it...

< oops, too late >

AC - on here, simply help getting pissed. For the rest, there's a thread on gen health

AF - Don't worry, my cat leaves them everywhere

5 second rule for any
Budge up, can I play too?
Must confess I did a bit of lurking on t'other thread an thought you were all suitably menkul nice and kind

I don't do gin OH but I have found MrV's a 4 pack of cider in the fridge which I'm prepared to share as an initiation.

In fact have it all I'm feeling a leetle delicate this am due to gatecrashing swanky event and quaffing waaayy to much champers last night.

Oh you ok matey?
Problem shared etc,etc.
Tell me to fook off if you want, I'm broken too btw.

Just in the midst of fairly soul sapping medical dramas with some seemingly impossible decisions to face up to, and everywhere I turn for help/advice/support I seem to come yet further unstuck

Ah the taste reminds me of university freshers week

Are you OK?

hello buddy bench, and a warm welcome to any newbies.

i bet you lot have scoffed all the goodies

the bench looks sparkling i wonder who cleaned up. well done HE your poems are so fitting, we love em

Hiya pretty, yup thats us crazy lol.

oh thats what we are here for a chat, laugh and advice if needed

bum

I didn't even know you could get chocolate malted milk! educate me people

Pouch of Douglas

Lol me neither roo

whats up 2blessed

Sorry 2blessed, I thought it was a body parts word game