The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Welcome back cheerful. I'm also curious tiredmum? (Was afraid to ask in case risking banishment!)

I saw that Cheerful!

Lol gomummy i think maybe we are being to nosey

Hey tiredmum, is there some archers going spare??

Always glad to amuse, tired.

Sigh. I have to actually go clean my house b/c I'm having a party on Saturday night. The horror!

Yep tiredmum, we are. Think we'll just forget about it now.

I am leaving t'other thread - it's just going to get pulled now anyway. If posters start bashing junglist I hope you get it pulled yourself. Good effort trying to start that thread anyhow.

This calls for baileys on ice.

J, if you're out there, we'll set a chilled glass of baileys on your shrine for ya.

Is is a temporary suspension?

Nah it's forever and ever. I'll stay on this thread though on my mates ID.
I really don't like some people here. They are so snidey I can't take it. I avoid people like that in RL, none of my mates are like that. On here snidey spite is OK but shouty spite isn't. Proper irritating

Cheers gomummy, i will pull it if j asks me to do it so i shall await instruction lol

chunky of course, heres an archers for ya. bottoms up

Tired pull it please. People are starting up again. Thanks

Thanks tiredmum!!

No probs, do i just click on report next to my first post?

Think so yeah.
I'm going to end up getting my mate banned if that stays there. Cheers muchly

Right done, now wait and see. sorry j i was trying to help

Why wont they pull it

I know luv but I knew it wouldn't stay nice. Never does. I'm happy on the bench

Good job, i love the bench, you got any goodies

Its gone now j. really am sorry

Tiredmum, what you tried to do was very nice, unfortunate that it got twisted.

J, glad you will still be here. So sorry for what you have been subjected to by what is hopefully a minority.

Ah, let us all have a drink and put up our feet and worry no more about the rudeness of others outside of our lovely bench.

Ta gomummy, right i have had my last drink, i need to get up

goodnight all. buddy bench to resume normal service

Night Tiredmum.

Ah, bench all set for the morning. Night all.

strawberries! How amazingly fab....and it looks like the bench is mine, all mine!

Is the bench reinforced? Seeing as I cracked the toilet seat the other day I have to acknowledge that I am no longer a size 10-12 and in actual fact have a fat arse.

Oh yes the bench is reinforced lol.

Morning spider and greetings to the rest of the bench. Its nearly the weekend woohoo