The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Whos starting the petition then?

Me to roo, with runner beans n gravy

Ooh yeah, sausage & mash....bring it on!!

You were right, this is a really tasty bench.

Thanks Roobear

I'll be having Nacho's with Salsa, Guacamole, Sour Cream, Jalapeno's and Cheese in a bit......any takers??

close tiredmum, baked beans and gravy! having a night off doing proper cooking!

Definitely ChunkyMonkey!

DH working late tonight so will be treating myself to a night off from proper cooking too.

Ok, come & get 'em !!!

yum, nachos!

Mmm, thanks ChunkyMonkey!

nope, got cheese on me mantilla though, and it's vintage!

come over to chat buddy bench and show your support for junglist

Psst!!!! It's me on my mates ID. Cheers for the thread in chat have called everyone tosspots for only having 7 posts on it. Hehehe

Lol you. naughty naughty. you ok?

Like HE, I'm gone for two days and you've managed a foodfight and *junglist^ gone! Cripes.

What's the status?

I'm cool love just having a ball behind Mumsnets backs

Oops...guess I meant to half bold half italicize jung there.

Well I'm sad you're gone. How aggressive were these posts anyway?

They were "flippin" terrible actually. But when I'm insulted I say what I like

Lol thats very sneaky but ah well your here so thats great.

here have an archers and bit of cake

Hiya cheerful its all fun round here.

Just curious who did kick it off again

There's another thread in AIBU apologising to me which was nice but really no need

It is fun, this is true. I never get insulted (like once every five years, but there's hell to pay when it actually happens. Seriously. I'm terrifying ) But I kind of enjoy watching other people do it.

Where's that wine got to?