The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Oi stressed, shift over n make room for me and spider !!

Fabulous

No I'm on! Morning Tiredmumno1 and ApocalypseCheese. Loving that it's a bank holiday this weekend.

So happy the sun is always shining on the bench.

Hello bench-wenches, just back from GP and happy to know that huge range of recent blood tests show nothing obviously wrong, so why are shoulder/back muscles so tender and ache all the time? Have prescription for prednisolone and maybe B12 injections. Anyway, enough of my moaning!

Blue sky and sunshine near Leicester - but sooo chilly after last few warm days - but of course the Bank Holiday weekend is here, so bound to be cold and damp.

Feel the need for chocolate, so will raid the office kitchen cupboards for emergency rations and happy to share if I can find anything!

budge up, morning all-bank holiday weekend is upon us!

Hello all! How is everyone doing today? And what are you all planning for the weekend?

I am hoping for a relaxing weekend, which actually sounds rather boring i am sure one of you have something more exciting to do

I'm going to stay in my pjs all day tomorrow and do tidying! That's quite sad, isn't it?

No actually, both sound wonderful

I spend a lot of time in my pjs, cos am lazy old heifer - part of the reason I picked my car was cos it's quite high so other mums at school gate can't tell I'm in them when I drop kids at school

at car purchase motivation 2blessed!

And at both of your relaxing weekend plans!

What you doin gomummy?

And cheesey i am nearly out of cathedral city you got anymore

Big milestone birthday for DH this weekend so prep work for that mostly. Then picking up afterwards, lol.

Haven't slept much in the heat wave, DS the same, so we're grateful that it has cooled off...but still a bit tired to be party planning, etc.

Blimey a police helicopter was flyin round telling us a nine year old girl has gone missing. they then flew off well quick. so hoping they found her. its so terrible

That is absolutely aweful tiredmum.

I know but its not helpful when they dont tell you if she has been found. if they come back, i will go and have a walk about. but all seems to be quiet at mo, so fingers crossed

Hopefully that's the reason that they took off so quickly and she has been found ok.

Evenin all. Hope the little girls safe tiredmum.

Hey cheesey, well i suppose no news is good news, so i can only assume it had a happy ending.

right whos round is it

Mine I think, skittles vodka anyone?

2blessed as long as it contains alcohol its all good

vodka that has had skittles soaked in it overnight (not the purple or green ones cos it makes it look like dishwater), and then sieve it to get rid of gungy half melted sweeties. Tastes tutti frutti lovely - only trouble is - you can forget it's neat vodka til it's too late

2blessed you are innovative!

And yes I'd love a glass please.

Cherry and brolly with that gomummy?

Lol piss heads