The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

wouldn't look too out of place here, tbh! Don't want to shame my DS tho, can just see his face if he saw me in PJ's at school gates! Maybe worth doing it just for fun.

I think it would be hilarious, could you imagine their faces

Wimped out, got dressed

Tiredmum did you get that cheesecake out?

Hello everyone.
Things have taken a turn here - junglist are yuo ok?
Anyway we are all friends again ,

wukter, think junglist is gone. She has said she'd lurk though so you may place something at her cordoned off shrine area if you wish...

I thought she was in deep disguise.
I will leave an offering of Cake at the Shrine.

Yup heres the cheesecake gomummy, it really yummy. help yourself wukter.

Oi j if your reading cant ya come back using a mobile if you got the net

Junglist no no no!!!

I will email MNHQ and ask them to reconsider, if they have chicked her off

sorry for my part in the row, I thought it was all resolved

You can add my name in support owl

oh, no J !!

when you come back, pick a similar-looking name, so we all know who you are x

If it helps, please feel free to add my name too.

have had message back from HQ saying that she has been banned, apparently she was warned yesterday and then "continued to post aggressively"

Can I please join the buddy bench? I've only been back on MN a few days after a little break.

I'll bring some more wine & cake.......

A petition?

We have the support of an ex-PM @ GomummyGo

LOL, HE you're giving me away again!

thats good of you owl. hello chunkyMonkey

Thanks Gomummy!!

Hi RooBear !

Thanks for the treats ChunkyMonkey! This is just such a tasty bench!

Owl, it was nice of you to try.

I'm having sausage and mash soon, anybody want some?