The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Have replied.
We are not just words on a screen I don't think.

of course you are.mn is a construct,isnt real.you log off and log off thats all

LOL at you popping up I was going to put sorry SM after it

haha -couldnt resist stickin ma oar in.too tempting

Quite glad I've missed most of this evening. Pleased all has settled down though. It would be quite nice if Owl could come back and see that no one would say anything to her if she didn't start having a go at anyone.

Where is the chat thread? I would be interested to see what she has to say.

Oh my, returned from myself up from the food fight and look at the state of this bench!

T'will be sparkling by morning with freshly washed headrests and adorned with some fragrant seasonal flowers. I am so happy even when it's virtual cleaning!

Hello there... could I sit down?

morning, are we all happy today? Annoyed I didn't return for a hobknob last night

Morning Roo bear. Yes, today is a happy day :D

Is it safe to come out yet?

Just saying bye cos got chucked off the site! Will lurk though. Dog thread kicked off again. See ya!!!!!

J? if your the only one they've tken action against thats really bad

J? What? No!

Don't worry will lurk and join under a different name or something

The thread is gone, (or at least I am not able to find it?) suppose I shouldn't ask what happened. Hope you are ok. You must return, the bench needs you!

I'm Ok luv just hope the police don't call or anything Was threatening behaviour this time

Oh J, I'm so sorry you got such a hard time on that thread. It must have really taken a turn after I went off to bed as I thought everyone had made up.

Anyway, will wait and watch for your new name!

My apologies - welcome HappyCopter!

And good afternoon to all!

I leave you alone for TWO DAYS and look what happens

NO j, you cant go

to late i think she went

action needs to be taken, can anyone start a petition to get her back

Think I need some help, been in PJ's all day and need to get dressed to pick up DS from school, someone push me to clothes please!

Ah be a chav and go in pj's maggie