The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

What happened to the heaters sith, i'm freezing

Oi, my one rulewas to turn your back on anybody trying to start an argument. And I meant it.

Haha i just lobbed an egg at gomummy

Heavier than I thought. Might have to call for man help.

No, s'ok. Am using mini skate-board I skidded on earlier....

Lovely and toasty now.

oh please cheesey i tried to stop it, dont be mad

Good rule AC.

LOL that this thread kicked off

I said that Dittany may not be a proper feminist yesterday

Think I may have to name-change for this thread. Sith is a bit dark, don't you think?

What about 'Sweetnessandlight'. You could call me 'sweetness'.

I love it sith or should i say sweetness

We did try to stop it. It won't happen on the bench again. Now no more worries about it.

Tis the nature of the naughty bench that some of us may get told off from time to time

We arent cronies

If owl had come on ere n just started chatting instead of trying to pick rows nuffink woulda been said. Those are the ways of the buddy bench.

Thanks gomummy now i need to wash my hair

but to get my own back, the egg was raw

lady i think the gatecrasher has been escorted off the premises

Could be worse Tiredmum, I have raw egg running down my chin! Least I gave you something tasty!

Exactly AC. We just didn't want it carried on here on this lovely bench.

Which, by the way, is going to need extensive cleaning tonight!

Ha, the buddy bench police sifted her

What about FluffyKitten?

Or RadiatingPositiveVibes?

Or GiveMeCakeNow?

Pmsl cheesey and gomummy

oh no, i am not cleaning the bench i may need an early night

Right you lot. Admit it, who's been gettin down n dirty on the buddy bench ??!!

I ave found snail trail but no snails

oh yuck lol

i think you should check round gomummys mouth for your evidence

who is going commando then ?

< checks big mummy knickers >

Ooohhh, you vile, vile bunch. I ave a stain on me arse bag !!

Cheesey i think gomummy is in charge of stain removal

junglist owl has started an apology thread in chat .