The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

FatOwl not on this thread please - not ordering, asking nicely. Could you please start another thread if you wish to discuss that subject further.

It really isn't the nastiest thing. I thought YOU did the nastiest thing earlier which is why you got that response. I'm not a victim I don't get riled for no reason though. Do you understand what I mean?

Sorry tiredmum, xpost, I'm so slow typing with one hand!

you were already pretty riled when I came along, to be fair

I'll let it drop now though (I don't want another row, and I don't have a group of cronies to chase people off me)

but I think you were cruel, and you know it

God don't start another thread!!!

Its ok gomummy but i dont take to kindly to being told to butt out on a thread i am a regular on.

I was cruel, WHEN I thought you were being cruel. I gave as good as I thought I was getting, then you said I wasn't getting what I thought I was getting

Suddenly chilly, isn't it?

I'll drag the patio heater over, warm us all up.

Or a chiminea burning recycled sawdust blocks if it's more that type of thread.

Just butting in really. Hope you don't mind [simles ingratiatingly]

Now we are cronies eh fuck off you child

you should never have come here to try and carry on, junglist did not play the victim ffs

smiles not simles.

But if I'm wrong with chiminea, feel free to correct me. Nicely, if you can.

Shall we have a food fight?

no scrapping on this thread, if you please

Tiredmum, I don't blame you for that, it was rude. Imagine how Junglist must be feeling being chased around MN for the last word.

But don't mind me, I'm apparently just a cronie too.

Oh now Junglist don't be wasting the cheese or cake!

Don't worry, I'm not offended. I give as good as I get and that's it. I've been pissed off enough to follow someone to another thread in the past aswell

You're not cronies I know you are animal lovers aswell and were very measured on that thread

I dont understand why she followed either.

Well, glad you're not offended Junglist, but still, don't be throwing the food!

Ack, flying food everywhere! OK fine just don't throw the wine

hmm,supposed scrap free zone and a bun fight about who said what on t'other thread

so same ole same ole

Oh, I don't know. Nothing like a good squirty cream fight.....

Bring your own cans

oooo, I love chimineas !!

They make my pet bats fly around my head !

Yes, I am an animal lover, even vampire bats