The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Oooooh!! I got my Olay from MN for testing today!!

twirls around and feels like less of an MN loser, for a bit anyway!

just come to share at gomummygo's suggestion that I announce my joy at getting promotion at work today

she promised me tea and cake.

Yay mumbar!

Did you eat all the hobnobs while I was away?

Can I have some cake, please? I missed my tea/dinner/supper. (Confused by the middle-class thread)

Well done mumbar

junglist are you ok hun

Ooh I'm cool love. Get mad as hell then calm down until someone else starts me off. That's why I found this thread

Do you think I was a bit out of order though be honest

No, you were only standing up for yourself, and why shouldnt you have. some of those comments directed to you were terrible.

we know what your like really, so i wouldnt worry.

we got your back lol

Oh OK, was wondering. I'm nice but don't do well with insults

oh junglist what happened. I've not chatted to you but ur comments on thread generally have me stitches

Thanks for cake am stuffing my face as we speak.lol !

Dh just came home with strawberries. Want some? Yes, they are British.

Only got squirty cream out of a can though.

junglist: Does it matter, really? Some people just like to vent about anything on-line. Probably people who wouldn't speak up in RL.

Think I'll start a thread about passive smoking. Oh, that was earlier, wasn't it? I'm sure I can think of one....

I know i can be hot headed when people insult me. i have done the exact same thing on here. i just ignore those who piss me off now, theis small minded fuckwits. but your cool so stuff them, do you care what they say?

junglist sorry to barge in on a thread I'm not usually involved with, but I can't let that go

You were out of order when you brought my upset over my son into the argument, you know you were. You taunted me about crying to his teacher, you said I didn't deal with things properly and that I should have stuck up for my kid.

Sorry for not letting it lie, but I can't. You can't come here and paint yourself as the victim after what you said to me.

mmm

Now fatowl your not welcome here its not for rows. if you want to do that start another thread. please

I'm not trying to start a row

and I don't believe you can order me off the thread

"your not welcome here" - yes, I know

but I had to say something in response to what was posted.

When I thought you were insinuating I was a child abuser. How you thought I'd take your comments I don't know, but I responded according to what I thought you meant, in which case it would have been justified.

so you don't think it was out of order to say those things regarding my son/my thread about being upset

ok, now I know

You say you didn't mean it but that is how I read it. Other people may have read it like that aswell. So as far as I was concerned at that time, we were going as low as we could go

Not when I thought you were calling me a child abuser, no! After I believed you didn't mean that I questionned it

Right i dont care fatowl

BUDDY BENCH IGNORE FATOWL NO ONE RESPOND.

sorry fatowl buddy benches rules i am afraid.

if I'd meant to call you a child abuser I would have done

and for you to come on here and play the victim and say "I wasn't out of order, was I?"

couldn't ignore it, I'm afraid - it's by far and away the nastiest thing I've ever seen on MN

I thought it was "Junglist you aren't safe around kids" which would have been extremely low, so responded in kind. You then said you didn't mean that

tiredmum butt out for a minute will you, I am going very very shortly

I won't haunt you I promise - just not capable of letting unfairness fester

and your shouting is not helping