The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

sorry cheese its abouting kicking a dog when it was clearly playing , junglist is getting a hammering

Giving better than I get though as usual

apologies for the spelling been up since 3am

Wow...that thread is...interesting.

Oooohhh will look :D

OH GOD I don't want to live on the dog thread no more!!!! (slumps onto bench knackered again)

Well that's what you get

Ello you lot. just catching up, gonna have a quick look at that thread

I love the dog-kicking thread! I told dh about it last night and he said, "Some people just want to start a ruck."

Dogs and children. It's SAHM vs WOHM all over again. Where is LittleAmy? I'm sure she'd have some constructive input.

Does anyone fancy a chocolate Hobnob?

Oooohhhh Junglist. You must be exhausted .

And who won the argument ?? I hear the benchers ask !!

No bugger that's whoooooooo !!!

Tho junglist you were of course nbu

I won. The measure is who got most posts deleted, which means I had the best insults

Nice one buddybenchers

Alright sith can i have a hobnob

junglist way to go, you will have to teach us some of those insults, considering most were deleted

and did ya know your an awful parent pmsl just kidding, what fecking eejits

Well done Junglist. I still feel bad that some of the posters were so rude to you personally!

ah, let us all put our feet up and have a sip of something relaxing...

right you lot I'm off for a nice bath, this Mn malarky is tiring at times, save me a hobknob for later

Tut tut roo said knob

gomummy do ya fancy an archers and lemonade or shandy, tis all i got

Would LOVE an archers and lemonade, ta Tiredmum! I am melting again...

I know thats the worst swear word I know I would also love an archers and lemonade but as i'm pg will abstain, see you all later...

Archers and lemonade all round except roo

when you due?

gomummy - I know this isn't for the 'big' present but one of the things we've done for milestone birthdays is to make a CD of what was No1 in the charts for each week of the birthday from when they were born. It always goes down very well - even the crap stuff. There is a website that will help you with this and if you want to know more I'll look it out for you. It has the great advantage of not costing much - maybe a few downloads for music you haven't got.

Oh RooBear you should have been on the original "Just to Say" thread then, some lovely ladies were initiated into the liberating world of swearing! You can do it!

Love it Gin! That's a great idea and something DH would really like! Would love the link...

october, so a way to go yet! thats a great present gin

this should do it

Thanks Gin! Great site btw! This is SO DH too, he will love it.