The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Good morning! Sorry tm, you know i can't count.

Cheery can i come and live with you?

Right ladies, i need your help Im at a hen party on 12th june and want a nice pink dress or something with pink in it? cheap as poss - please help me choose something!

Good morning all!

Cheeky I'm of no help there, but hope you find something lovely!

Oh Cheeky I'm hopeless as well, I'm afraid but I'm sure someone better will be along soon.

I just been to a shop in town called Bridal Oasis which had a gorgeous brown/gold colour dress it was perfect but the price was not perfect at £142 i nearly died. So went to another shop that is EXPENSIVE, most of the time the stuff in the windows are like £75, £80 etc etc for shoes. So i thought il have a look and in the back she had loads of dresses, i picked out a black and pink stripy one for my best friends wedding, it had a tiny mark on it so she dropped the price from £55 to £15 i wHAD to buy it then Its gorgeous. Was going to wear it for the hen party but my best friend whos the bride text me after i sent her a pic of it and she said wear it for wedding as its gorgeous so need something for hen night, think i might just go to new look lol

Sounds like you got a gorgeous dress for the wedding anyway! Halfway there...and what a steal! Good score Cheeky!

Junglist are you out there? Just catching up on other thread ! It has taken a strange twist...

I'm on there some bitch just said I'm disgusting

coming back...

Well you know my post will get deleted lol

What a thread! I missed a lot! It's moved even faster than the bench! Sorry for the difficult time you are getting, it is totally uncalled for. As I have just said.

Well, I feel I can say what I like on there now so won't be holding back. Should be fun.

Don't blame you, am so surprised sometimes at people's attitudes. Suppose I shouldn't be though. We volunteer at a shelter, is eye opening, and can be v. v.

Anyone for some munchies?

Looking for creative ideas for DH's birthday? It is a big milestone one.

What sort of things does he like gomummy? Would he want to do something active or would he prefer something he could keep? Is there a budget?

Gawds sakes. I've been looking at bathbloodyrooms and ave missed all the good stuff!!

Whats been going on then ??!

I think for this one he'd prefer something he could keep. Travel is out for us right now.

No budget really in mind yet, this is a milestone one so probably a little more than typical, not sure...

wow junglist that thread is vicious! (i'm on your side btw)

(sorry not offering twice!)

Which soodin thread ??

Oooh, I'll have one, Roo!

Of course you can, HE. You will have to sleep on our couch and thus will be awakened in the middle of the night by either:1) my feckless brother who lives in our garage. 2) the most witless Golden Retriever who ever lived or 3) my son, who is fabulous but like all toddlers slightly deranged. So if none of that puts you off...

Will have to look up this thread, junglist...

Also your dress sounds lovely Cheeky. Are you going to post a pic?

Sorry Cheesy, it's an AIBU on kicking a dog, will go get thread title...

OK, it's called "to kick our friends' dog"

I knew I'd be deleted. Will repeat it if that piece of crap comes back on