The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Hey Tiggy, what's wrong?

I'm.....I'm....

It's too embarrassing to say on Mumsnet.

I'm.....a man.

Sorry. I'll just sit here and rock back and forth for a day or two.

there, there tiggy

don't let the mentalist get to you

AGGHH did we also mention NO MEN

aww, leave him be, TM

he is traumatized

tiggy...have a custard cream

I'm not much of a man...

...Mmmmmmm, creamy filling

Evening! Just saying a quick hello x

it's hello and goodnight from me...

tiggy, man up for gawd's sake

you cannot come on this thread and feel sorry for yourself

Just popping by to say goodnight mners. I'd lay down on the bench but think space is limited

< props TM's head up and feeds custard creams into gob >

Mumbar, the bench reclines! We redeveloped it when Junglist had a long day.

yeah and i'm still here, so much for sleeping!!! Like the redesigning bit.

I think we should patern this reclining, drinks available, parasolled mums resting place in dragons den. We'd make a killing!!!

thanks gomummy and fucker, i feel a bit better now

a big goodnight to those of you departing from the bench. sweet dreams

Wriggler still hasn't woken up yet. What's going on? She was great in the evening for ages but the last week or so been waking about 1h after going to sleep. So far this evening been down 3hr 10 mins. Hope this doesn't mean she will be awake all night....

I hate having to stay awake half the night. makes me so

Ugh me too Tiredmum. Have always said MN needs a yawning emoticon.

Mumbar, Dragon's Den can only wish they had something as wonderful as our bench. But of course it cannot be replicated.

WTF theres a distinct smell of testosterone here tonight (hello tiggy!)

welcome back cheery, missed you (blows kiss)

well done cheery, noticed you claimed 1000th post on Just to say! Sorry can't resist . . . . . Trust the yanks to come in at the end and take all the glory! Hehehe (ducks behind tm and gmg)

night night x

WTF theres a distinct smell of testosterone here tonight (hello tiggy!)

welcome back cheery, missed you (blows kiss)

well done cheery, noticed you claimed 1000th post on Just to say! Sorry can't resist . . . . . Trust the yanks to come in at the end and take all the glory! Hehehe (ducks behind tm and gmg)

night night x

Sounds like many of you are off to dreamland, guess I should be off to prepare my cleaning materials for the bench-polishing a little later and begin to launder those removable padded headrests. Night night all!

I am already there. night ladies x

And ahem just to point out i got the 1000'th post in the last thread. cheery was 1001.

PMSL at HE...oh yes, a Yank will get the last word on your arse, even an oh-so-Minnesota nice one such as myself

Am sorry I seem to be missing all these threads where people are getting all scrappy...I rarely ever do myself b/c I'm too lazy calm to whip myself into a froth, but I do so enjoy seeing others do it.

Night, friends across the pond! I'll be back tomorrow- noonish my time so, seven yours? Till then, lovelies!

Morning all