The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

roo...you are in a safe place here x ...and that is a troll, btw

J...you do realise dontcha...that not everyone has to agree with you ?

Dog kicking thread! AIBU!!! GO GO GO

oh, am avoiding the dog kicking one

I don't go nutty over pets (like some people do...), but could never be cruel to a defenceless animal

It's the mass doggy hysteria that pisses me off. They don't know what a dog attack is. FFS (calming down slowly)

Am thinking of taking bets as to whether or not the op ends up in ere

Well done gomummygo. Will a tenner do?

No charge, maybe some blood pressure medication though! Argh those threads get the best of me....

Cheesy!

Ahhh, apols to all. Only serenity on the bench. Forgive me.

Mmm baileys

So does that mean we are cast offs then, heres me thinking we were popular

ah ha cheesey i got £1.24 can i bet

Didn't know we were cast offs or popular, but with just the right amount of crushed ice in the baileys, it doesn't really seem to matter, here on our lovely bench!

Still blowin' that sun away Tiredmum?

Evening all! Hope everyone is well. Just settling in with home made granary bread (thank you DH) and peanut butter to further increase the size of my arse. Budge up everyone.

no baileys or wine here but yummy mcflurry

Evening Wriggler! Your DH makes homemade bread!

who broke the armrest?

gomummy i blew it to far

plonks my arse on the bench wondering whether I needed anounce I had a male surgeon operating on it to prove a point in another AIBU thread!!!

Need a drink mn ers just vented my anger on an AIBU thread feeling better now and quite ed at myself for being blunt - I'm not usually!!

Dh does all our bread but I eat far too much of it because of this. Am drinking wine because it is CSI night as well so likely to get a bit wobbly, just to warn you all.

You haven't hurt yourself have you tired?

Someone broke the armrest!

Oh tiredmum that's ok, better than sweltering!

Ouch my arse hurts wriggler, but the baileys is numbing the pain

wow quick repair gomummy, i feel very proud

Thank you tiredmum!

The condition of the bench must be given the utmost priority you know.

I'll just sit in the corner. Everybody ignore me. I want to be alone.

Whassup Tiggy? Want some of this?

Ish nisshhhe.