The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

I'm not trading mine gomummy I adore her!

RooBear. I can only imagine the joy of adoring your MIL! Have heard stories of supportiveness and even outright friendliness! But this is in some alter-world that I have never seen....

This thread moves so fast - I can barely keep up what with scrabbling too!

Nice news about a wedding (love a hat and any excuse for me) and nice about the tenner too!!!

Chocolate malted milks are worth looking for

Ah, caught up now. Thank you for the delicious goat cheese SouthDevon!

Salads for supper it is then in this heat, though the roasted potatoes and pork chops sound great. Tiredmum please blow harder and send a bit of this sun anywhere else! melting

they live next door! DH loves my parents too, everyone gets on its like little house on the praire (sp?)! wish we had nice whether, had to put the heating on

blimey next door inlaws sounds scary! Mine live at least an hour away and some live almost 3 hours away!

Its cool here today but so nice -- we've got steak and onions with new potatoes

Roobear. Don't suppose I could trade my blistering hot weather for your Little House on the Prarie?

no I don't think so, furthest family is 5 miles away! grandparents live across the road, sister and her other half down the road.... thats what you get in the dales! the heat will go eventually gomummy but i'll send our clouds down your way to help

My outlaws live next door too!
Well FIL and his partner.
MIL lives in That London and I adore her.

Tonight we will be mostly having salmon, veg and rice.
There's a nice bottle of white chilling too.
It appears no lessons were learnt last night

Congrats on the the impending wedding Gin
I'm sure you'll be on the nice MIL camp.

i vanished for a while, was i missed

I missed you tiredmum!

Aww ta gomummy,

oi whos been sitting in my sit

cheeky...have you had your thread pulled ?

Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

J ?

Oh my god at chocolate malted milks

I've gone onto a bleedin animal rights thread and started frothing in my own special way AF

What thread AF?

TM, it has been deleted...she had a thread going a little while ago...getting some kinda difficult-to-hear responses on it (including mine )

hoping cheeky is ok

junglist...you are a very good frother

But I'm trying to be a good girl

stop going on threads that are guaranteed to wind you up then

I always start off OK and then some twunt disagrees with me!

it is hard though AF I'm avoiding posting on that male nursery worker one as I'll explode! luuckily most people have summed it up for me!

Junglist you can always call on me for support on those threads!