The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Ach, too moany for this thread tiredmum, just having bit of a rubbish day. Still, onwards and upwards....

aww i hate bad days, i just try pushing the bad things to the back of my head and get on with it. hope it gets better for you.

@ naming body parts game

eyebrow

Ooh look at all these new posts and newbies!!

Hiya, can I join {said in a little Oliver voice}?

Do you have a super reinforced bench, been drinking and eating all weeked! Great fun!

Cake anyone?

ooh what cake have you brought?

its a vanila cake with butter cream icing, yum!

should i wait until after lunch or have it as my lunch?

Oh maggie eat as soon as pos and yes the bench is reinforced, after a few design altercations lol

cake was delish, had some strawberrys too, to balance out the 5 a day thingy.

DS at safari park with school today, wonder how he's getting on? And which poor teacher got lumbered with him!

Vanilla cake? Delicioso (thank you, Dora the sodding Explorer)!

Just popped back during "lunch hour" (actually working from home and trying hard not to even look at MN as get hopelessly distracted and "all internet usage is logged" etc).

Anyway, lovely to be here albeit intermittently.

AF - hope you had a lovely lunch?

Little toe.

Hmmmm, what to have for lunch?

Went shopping on Sunday so of course I can't find anything I fancy.

@ MWM 5 a day reasonings.

Is no-one curious about what the other body part is?
Or are you all dead clever like?

I likes learning things from MN.
Bit woried about my browsing history though.

Is it an earlobe?

Whats the other body part?

Or big toe?

Pouch of Douglas.

Don't die....

Am back... lots of poo and a few phone calls to return.

Loop of Henle?

Hello all! Tiredmum I was up most of the night with DS so returned to polish the bench at an obscene hour. Couldn't resist the cleaning opportunity.

What are you all planning for dinner in this heat wave?

And welcome to all the lovely newcomers!

Ah I wondered why the bench was so shiny! Thanks for the welcome. I'll clean up after our 2/3/4am breastfeed tonight.

I think salad, given the weather...

Watcha gomummy, well i was very impressed with the cleanliness of the bench. not a crumb in sight

we will probably be havin salads too, does that help

salad?! where the feck do you live? its miserable here pork chops and roast potatoes tonight

Bedfordshire roo, where do you live, i will try blowing the sun your way. its actually bbq weather

Oh that sainsbury's thread YoMoJo? Sweets-in-the-aisle?
Yes, you were being very unreasonable and should be completely and utterly ASHAMED
Sorry, couldn't resist!

In actual fact, that sequence you described is one of my pet MN hates

OP
YABU
YABU
OK I am BU, sorry, sorry etc
YABVVVVVVVVU and I hate you
Yeah she's right, YABU you know
etc until the OP flees, screaming

Lol stealth that looks like an example of most threads