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AIBU Books Game Part 4

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MoominMymbleandMy · 17/07/2009 19:54

Well, we made it to a fourth thread!

As before, we frame an AIBU from the point of view of a character in a book and everyone tries to guess the book and/or the character.

Everyone welcome to play/time-waste as much or as little as they please.

New thread, new AIBU...

AIBU to refuse to read aloud?

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pollywobbledoodle · 17/08/2009 21:03

evening all!
are we temporarily aibu free or have i missed one? must put thinking cap on...

cj, mine was Silly Billy by anthony Browne

pollywobbledoodle · 17/08/2009 21:04

ok, aibu to want a kitten?

MoominMymbleandMy · 17/08/2009 21:42

Hi, Polly, no, I've still got one running about poor parenting.

I would say you're definitely not BU but I share Llandb's passion for cats . So, is your mother allergic to them, perhaps?

...It isn't the poor baby's fault his mother died when he was born...

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pollywobbledoodle · 18/08/2009 00:17

i don't really have a mum, so i don't know! i want a kitten like everyone else but i'm not sure if they will think i deserve one yet..

is the boy royal moomin?

MoominMymbleandMy · 18/08/2009 10:53

Morning, all!

Need more kitten clues, please, Polly.

...He isn't royal but he's become a complete tyrant...

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pollywobbledoodle · 18/08/2009 20:09

i think i need more clues moomin!

i really want a kitten but i flew slap bang into a dustbin so i don't think i deserve one......

MoominMymbleandMy · 18/08/2009 21:08

So you're training to be a witch, Polly?

...And I think it's unnatural in a father to refuse to see his child unless the poor thing's asleep....

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pollywobbledoodle · 18/08/2009 21:50

i am but i really can't get the hang of the broomstick flying malarkey....everyone else can do it....

i've just been to the award ceremony, everyone else got a black kitten and i got a tabby,

i have no idea about yours moomin

MoominMymbleandMy · 18/08/2009 22:02

Poor Mildred, tabbies are lovely and at least you'll never mix up your kitten with anyone else's! My DD loved the Worst Witch series - I imagine your DD does too, Polly.

...And now another child's coming to live here. I can't see him paying much attention to her either, orphan niece or not...

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pollywobbledoodle · 19/08/2009 03:12

moomin, are you the housekeeper out on the wild and windy moor?

we're on the last chapter of the first book, she loves it and for me it beats thomas stories hands down

steamedtreaclesponge · 19/08/2009 10:46

Morning all!

AIBU to leave my brother to fend for himself?

MoominMymbleandMy · 19/08/2009 11:30

Morning all!

Has he turned the house into a menagerie, Treacle?

...I am the housekeeper but I'm thankful to say the master's mansion is by rather than on the Yorkshire moors...

I have a nasty feeling I'm doomed to a future of Thomas as the DS is passionate about trains.

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steamedtreaclesponge · 19/08/2009 11:56

...Yes - the alligator was simply the last straw!

Moomin, did your master lose his wife under tragic circumstances? And does your mansion have over a hundred rooms?

MoominMymbleandMy · 19/08/2009 21:53

I know, Treacle, and it's not as if the doctor would have let you turn it into a handbag.

Yes, indeed, Misselthwaite Manor has over a hundred rooms. But I'm sure that child was talking nonsense when she said she found mice in one of them!

AIBU to let my DCs go to the park on their own?

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pollywobbledoodle · 20/08/2009 00:02

aybu, well moomin it's swings and roundabouts isn't it?....actually it depends a bit on how old they are...

steamedtreaclesponge · 20/08/2009 10:57

More clues, more clues!

AIBU to fancy my sister's best mate?

MoominMymbleandMy · 20/08/2009 12:09

More clues for your one too, please, Treacle.

...I'm not worried about the DCs. All three of them are very good at taking care of themselves. It's more what might happen to other people...

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steamedtreaclesponge · 20/08/2009 14:08

...I think she's had a bit of a hard life, poor thing - everyone seems against her...

pollywobbledoodle · 20/08/2009 20:22

do they have telepathic powers moomin?

treacle, yes if your sister is one of the people she thinks is victimising her

MoominMymbleandMy · 20/08/2009 21:41

I have no idea what your one is, Treacle, but I do suspect there may be a good reason everyone is wary of your beloved. Hope it doesn't backfire on you.

...The DCs aren't telepathic but they do have unusual abilities. And warm hearts, I might add. But they don't always think before they act...

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steamedtreaclesponge · 21/08/2009 11:22

...Well, I must confess that my sister's boyfriend seems to have something against her - he thinks she's a bit of a minx. But she's always been lovely to me...

Hmm - what sort of unusual abilities, Moomin? I feel like I should know what this is but it's eluding me so far...

MoominMymbleandMy · 21/08/2009 12:50

Funny, because I feel I should I know yours, Treacle! But I'm not getting anywhere with it.

...The DCs take after me but they aren't trained yet. In fact, the youngest only knows one spell but it is the most important one...

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steamedtreaclesponge · 21/08/2009 13:00

Hmm. Still stuck I'm afraid!

...I don't see what's so bad about being a governess, anyway. But I've been persuaded not to propose...

MoominMymbleandMy · 21/08/2009 13:26

Aha! Now, if I'm right and you're Joseph Sedley, then I think you've had a lucky escape because I don't think she was after you for your charm and good looks.

...As I said, the DCs mean well, but turning the little girl into a frog so she could swim out to rescue her toy boat, wasn't the best of ideas...

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steamedtreaclesponge · 21/08/2009 13:32

The scheming hussy! So you think she was after my money, eh?

Definitely don't know yours... will wait for someone better informed to come along