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To think this is a fair exchange (shocking TMI warning)

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lucyellensmum · 05/07/2008 23:37

I am STARVING i have been to the inlaws so i think that entitles me to a little treat. Well not treat but some food. We didnt go shopping because we went to the inlaws and the only thing that is open is muckdonalds, but hey, im half pissed, i'll eat anything.

The exchange is oral sex for DP going to get me a burger. I just did it, but he is sulking because i didn't go all the way - well i don't want him falling asleep on me do i!!!

So, fair exchange or is this a total abandonment of my feminist principals.

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NiceShoes · 06/07/2008 19:24

LEM one day you are ranting your DH is a tit etc "too much time in bath etc" next you are tittering on about a gob job.maybe try aim for less provocative posts. it smacks of trying too hard

really i dont understand

watsthestory · 06/07/2008 19:24

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AuntieMaggie · 06/07/2008 19:24

BTW dinner was lovely.... :O

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:24

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

watsthestory · 06/07/2008 19:25

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expatinscotland · 06/07/2008 19:25

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh

raffa! what the FUCK are you doing?!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:25

I will swallow for that..........

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:25
Grin
watsthestory · 06/07/2008 19:25

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mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:26

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:26

how did this turn into a real-time tennis thread ? lol

expatinscotland · 06/07/2008 19:27

this is the best championship match we've seen in years.

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:29

I am pooping myself

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:29

What a fuckin shot

expatinscotland · 06/07/2008 19:29

fuck me!

this just keeps going!

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:30

I am in tears here (seriously)

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 19:31

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TennantbellesMum · 06/07/2008 21:08

My goodness, it?s still going!

We have always joked about the fact that I want it more than he does.

Ha, I could have written that too!

I am finding this thread a little funny, so she did it before he went instead of after and made it into a deal, when the truth is probably that he?d have gone anyway, they?d have gone to bed and she would have done it anyway (if I understand right). So they turn it into a game by making it a reward, so what? Games are fun!

Ladytophamhatt, I would have agreed with you once, but sometimes, with some men (not that I?m talking from a vast of experience) it can actually be enjoyable.

Dittany, I understand what you?re saying about PND is being ill, but that doesn?t make one any easier to live with just because it?s because you?re ill. (Not saying that LEM is hard to live with, I wouldn?t know, but I know I am!)

Here here AuntieMaggie.

greenelizabeth · 06/07/2008 21:34

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lucyellensmum · 06/07/2008 21:54

So did your DH win then Mrs Federer?? Are you going to reward him?

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mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 21:56

He lost LEM

The divorce papers will be filed tomorrow

lulumama · 06/07/2008 21:58

i think this is a thread where i just need to say
what expat/lapin/TMMJ said

and how have i managed to miss all of wimbledon?? now, that is shocking !

Saymyname · 06/07/2008 22:00

Why are people dragging a load of stuff from LEM's other threads onto this? I thought that was not allowed??

lulumama · 06/07/2008 22:02

i think it is bizarre to expect each and every thread to be taken in isolation. when you know people in RL, you remember previous conversations and discussions and would refer to them if necessary.

NiceShoes · 06/07/2008 22:06

of course people recall previous threads and LEM is a frequent flyer who has posted detailed threads about her dh.inevitability people will recall and comment.

if you traipse your relationship about on an open internet discussion board then fair enough