Colin is not a birthday cake

[BeMintFatball]

Tomorrow our younger daughter is 24. I would love to have the energy to make her a cake but I’m running on fumes and have been for months.

I gave my husband one job. Go buy her a birthday cake. He sent me a photograph Colin. I said no, there is only one time a year she can have a cake with happy birthday written on it. Would you believe such a thing does not exist at our nearest M&S!

Her older sister has come to the rescue, she’s gone to Sainsbury’s.

YABU Colin is the gold standard shop bought cake

YANBU Colin is an any time of year cake

YABU purely because those types of shop bought birthday cakes usually taste synthetic and vice.

Writing something in capital letters doesn't make it MORE TRUE.

Any cake can be a birthday cake.

A white sponge cake can be eaten at any time.

Truth.

A retirement. An anniversary. A new job. Leaving a job. A new home. A new baby. Valentine's Day. Welcome home from a trip abroad. You passed your exams! You passed your driving test! You got the part! You ran the marathon! You won the league! Just because.

Oh no! My guilty pleasure is a Sainsbury's traybake - especially the vanilla one.

Mmm, cake tastes like vice 🤣

As a grandma to a coeliac child the GF Colin saved her birthday last year when my homemade Gf cake accidentally got contaminated with gluten at her party!

What didn’t you buy or make one then?

Vile. I meant vile! 😂

@HappyViewer try walking in someone else’s shoes before being goady

But ok I’m bite the bait.

Because I have poorly controlled epilepsy I can not drive.
Because yesterday I was on my knees with exhaustion. HTH