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To think Count Binface is doing a great job in the Clacton by-election?

270 replies

Darker · 10/08/2026 11:43

Count down to Bin Day!

Count Binface has been out bigging-up Clacton and drawing attention to its potential.

It’s a really positive campaign.

I don’t think he’ll win but I’d love it if he did. I think he’d be brilliant.

And if he doesn’t, I think other candidates could learn a lot from his approach.

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Camdenish · 11/08/2026 09:42

Darker · 10/08/2026 14:00

@Womanofcustard I expect the pilot would be flying around anyway.
I imagine that as a Space Warrior, Count Binface also uses a fair bit of fuel in his intergalactic travels.

Binjuice, he uses refined binjuice.

Darker · 11/08/2026 09:59

Camdenish · 11/08/2026 09:42

Binjuice, he uses refined binjuice.

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Uricon2 · 11/08/2026 10:08

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 09:39

It’s a thought a lot of us have. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t

Agreed. I was thinking earlier if the whole voting populace of England were given a straight Binface/Farage ticket, the Count would walk it. Clacton is different (and of course they have the right to vote for who they want) but if everyone who didn't bother voting last time and everyone who voted Labour/Lib Dem/Tory/Green turns out for him on Thursday, he could beat Farage.

AprilMizzel · 11/08/2026 10:13

It's why I don't trust the more general polls - the consitutients of clacton on sea are different to main UK voting population.

I don't think binface will win - I think he will damage and has damaged Farage and reform across the wider electorate.

Darker · 11/08/2026 10:52

The polls suggest a win for Farage, but I think it will be a Pyrrhic victory.

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AprilMizzel · 11/08/2026 11:12

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/clacton-by-election-polls-nigel-farage-count-binface-b3030895.html

A survey by Survation for Mandate Research of voters in Clacton suggests Mr Farage would win 73 per cent of the vote , while his main rival Count Binface, could sweep up an estimated 20 per cent of the vote.
In an Ipsos poll asking the general public who they would vote for in a hyperthetical head-to-head, a third (33 per cent) of British adults said they would prefer Count Binface to win the race, while only 21 per cent back the Reform UK leader.

I hadn't seen latest Clacton only one - if 73% came out to vote for him I do think he could say he's got some sort of victory - would be higher than last election but dulled by major parties not standing against him.

The parlimentary investigation will resume - though it may not come to another by election but it could. I do think this will be brought up again and again to ridicule him and the election night photos may also haunt him in future.

Clacton by-election polls: Could Count Binface deliver a huge upset to Nigel Farage?

Two thirds of people in Clacton said they would vote for Nigel Farage if the by-election was held tomorrow

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/clacton-by-election-polls-nigel-farage-count-binface-b3030895.html

ElizaMulvil · 11/08/2026 11:32

Darker · 10/08/2026 18:39

If we get Binface the money won’t be wasted.

If not, I am hoping that the debacle will lead to Nigel being defenestrated from both Parliament and The Reform Party.

Reform is not a political party (ie where there are members who can vote on party policies, elect a leader eg.) It's a limited company. Farage is showing us loud and clear that he does not believe in democracy ie people other than him having a say. He's a very, very dangerous man.

Darker · 11/08/2026 11:40

Good point, @ElizaMulvil . And one which I had forgotten.

I’m surprised the media don’t make more of this in their interviews with Farage and with the general public.

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LuckyHazelFox · 11/08/2026 11:51

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 09:39

It’s a thought a lot of us have. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t

Crikey, this reminds me of a notorious academic's research sample. Most of the country isn't represented on MN.

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 12:49

LuckyHazelFox · 11/08/2026 11:51

Crikey, this reminds me of a notorious academic's research sample. Most of the country isn't represented on MN.

Collectively we know quite a lot of people who aren’t on MN.

LuckyHazelFox · 11/08/2026 12:53

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 12:49

Collectively we know quite a lot of people who aren’t on MN.

Still not substantial enough to represent most of the country. Most of Mumsnet, most definitely.

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 12:57

LuckyHazelFox · 11/08/2026 12:53

Still not substantial enough to represent most of the country. Most of Mumsnet, most definitely.

Oh do forget MN, there’s a big wide world out there.

IdaGlossop · 11/08/2026 13:10

Darker · 11/08/2026 10:52

The polls suggest a win for Farage, but I think it will be a Pyrrhic victory.

I think Farage will win because many Reform voters want Farage and that's that. The victory will be Pyrrhic because his vote share is likely to be smaller than in 2024 and he will have to return to the House of Commons, where the investigation into his funding sources will recommence. What would make for high drama would be for him to resign again, next week, triggering another by-election.

Darker · 11/08/2026 13:13

There is a Punch and Judy show at Looe featuring Count Binface, tackling Punch on the cost of ice cream.

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Uricon2 · 11/08/2026 13:54

The Ipsos poll (not Clacton based) quoted above puts CB at 33% over NF at 21% . I suppose that isn't valid unless they made those polled sign an oath to say they have never so much as glanced at AIBU.

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 15:24

paddleboardingmum · 10/08/2026 13:43

He seems like he does care about Clacton. Maybe he would do a better job.

E2A: wrong post

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 15:25

Womanofcustard · 10/08/2026 13:53

That plane flying round and round to make a symbol won’t be any help with global warming!

Unlike all the power needed to move cr*pto around ?

sittingonabeach · 11/08/2026 15:50

LuckyHazelFox · 11/08/2026 08:46

Good job it's only a thought you have and not conclusive evidence.

Who do you want to win?

If I could I would vote for BinFace, not as a protest vote but I think he genuinely would represent Clacton and try and help the constituents, which is more than Farage has done

SinnerBoy · 11/08/2026 15:55

Uricon2 · Yesterday 16:21

I can honestly say I've never wanted to see a Britiish politician go as much in my life, and that includes Thatch, who was many things I loathed but wasn't on the take and unfit for public office.

She wangled a £5 million per annum non job on al Yamamah for Golden Boy Mark...

DdraigGoch · 11/08/2026 15:58

NewAgain26 · 10/08/2026 15:29

I'm not local to Clacton so have no opinion on any of it really. But I did just last week visit the area and I was quite taken a-back by how many pro NIgel and Reform posters and flags I saw all over the place.

I've heard commentators on TV and social media talk about how the shear number of candidates is only going to split the anti Farage vote and he will probably get back in on that basis.

On the number of signs, I did see a comment from someone in Frinton who said that Reform had tried putting one up in his front garden without permission. So it might not reflect the true level of support.

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 16:00

DdraigGoch · 11/08/2026 15:58

On the number of signs, I did see a comment from someone in Frinton who said that Reform had tried putting one up in his front garden without permission. So it might not reflect the true level of support.

I doubt it does. They’re throwing everything they’ve got at Clacton.

Darker · 11/08/2026 16:05

I hope Clacton benefits from all this. I’d be really sad if the attention just fades away after the media circus.

I hope at least some of the money thrown at the by-election benefits local businesses and people.

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Uricon2 · 11/08/2026 16:06

SinnerBoy · 11/08/2026 15:55

Uricon2 · Yesterday 16:21

I can honestly say I've never wanted to see a Britiish politician go as much in my life, and that includes Thatch, who was many things I loathed but wasn't on the take and unfit for public office.

She wangled a £5 million per annum non job on al Yamamah for Golden Boy Mark...

Forgotten that, thanks! I'm getting soft in my old age. I think she was probably still a way off Murky Nige and the Grifters.

MyKittyKatty · 11/08/2026 16:08

FrogItAll · 10/08/2026 17:43

If Binface gets in, will he wear his bin outfit into parliament or does he have to turn up as Jon Harvey?

This what confuses me. Not just the HOC dress code but as Count Binface has a Title, surely he is illegible to stand as a candidate - unless he revokes that title?
It happened to Sir Alec Douglas-Hulme - following Macmillan's resignation on 18 October 1963, Home succeeded as Prime Minister on 19 October, initially retaining his peerage before disclaiming it on 23 October under the newly enacted Peerage Act 1963 to contest a by-election for entry into the House of Commons.

MyKittyKatty · 11/08/2026 16:09

Camdenish · 11/08/2026 09:42

Binjuice, he uses refined binjuice.

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