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To think Count Binface is doing a great job in the Clacton by-election?

270 replies

Darker · 10/08/2026 11:43

Count down to Bin Day!

Count Binface has been out bigging-up Clacton and drawing attention to its potential.

It’s a really positive campaign.

I don’t think he’ll win but I’d love it if he did. I think he’d be brilliant.

And if he doesn’t, I think other candidates could learn a lot from his approach.

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Darker · 11/08/2026 18:25

@77yearsyoung the point is that Farage isn’t doing anything for Clacton. It’s a low bar in that respect.

But Binface has committed to doing the job - and as an independent he won’t be shackled by party policies. He could be a real tonic, not only for Clacton but for Parliament.

There will be another general election in three years, or sooner, so the voters will have a chance to vote for the main parties again pretty soon. They are quite right to stay clear of this election and to leave Farage to his fate.

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itsgettingweird · 11/08/2026 18:27

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 18:28

You can guarantee that if he is reelected, every possible Parlimentary standards committee will be waiting, with massive cross party support. I think he's spent too much time with his 'mate', the Orange Goon in Washington and thus thinks he's similarly untouchable. He's not.

Agree with this.

There was a time I was concerned he was untouchable - always in the media and barely challenged.

Oh how the mighty are falling 😆

77yearsyoung · 11/08/2026 18:29

The trouble with this and many other threads is that nobody ever puts their head above the parapet.

If the general consensus goes one way.... a lot of people refrain from voicing an opinion at all for fear if being harassed for daring to object, hold another opinion.

Am I about to be harassed for standing up and saying what I think.
Strangely most of you hold the same opinion. How odd. Surely I'm not alone.

itsgettingweird · 11/08/2026 18:32

Ralphschocolate · 11/08/2026 08:25

I live in the area and Farage and his cronies are running scared. They are knocking on doors every day and the amount of leaflets is enough to destroy a rainforest. I suspect he will still win but it's been fun watching Reform panic!

They’ve even got Braverman on the case.

She’s all over our local FB about who’s she’s been in Clayton and the support for Farage is immense.

with a photo of about 20 people holding reform boards 😂

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 18:32

77yearsyoung · 11/08/2026 18:29

The trouble with this and many other threads is that nobody ever puts their head above the parapet.

If the general consensus goes one way.... a lot of people refrain from voicing an opinion at all for fear if being harassed for daring to object, hold another opinion.

Am I about to be harassed for standing up and saying what I think.
Strangely most of you hold the same opinion. How odd. Surely I'm not alone.

Don't worry. We all think you are special too.

ZanyTealQuail · 11/08/2026 18:33

His policy of renaming HS2 to FFS1 always gets me!

Darker · 11/08/2026 18:35

77yearsyoung · 11/08/2026 18:29

The trouble with this and many other threads is that nobody ever puts their head above the parapet.

If the general consensus goes one way.... a lot of people refrain from voicing an opinion at all for fear if being harassed for daring to object, hold another opinion.

Am I about to be harassed for standing up and saying what I think.
Strangely most of you hold the same opinion. How odd. Surely I'm not alone.

Would you vote for Farage?

If so, I would like to understand why. I’m
it saying this to bait you - I’m interested.

For example, is it because you don’t trust the alternatives? Or because you think Farage has the guts to push through legislation and initiatives that might be controversial?

At the moment my AIBU is polling 12% that I am being unreasonable so you are not alone.

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SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 18:36

ZanyTealQuail · 11/08/2026 18:33

His policy of renaming HS2 to FFS1 always gets me!

I did like his policy that a resigning MP should not be allowed to stand in the same constituency for the election created by that resignation.

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 18:41

77yearsyoung · 11/08/2026 18:29

The trouble with this and many other threads is that nobody ever puts their head above the parapet.

If the general consensus goes one way.... a lot of people refrain from voicing an opinion at all for fear if being harassed for daring to object, hold another opinion.

Am I about to be harassed for standing up and saying what I think.
Strangely most of you hold the same opinion. How odd. Surely I'm not alone.

Around 35 people agree with you.

itsgettingweird · 11/08/2026 18:41

Boomer55 · 11/08/2026 16:36

Farage will win by a large margin. Not sure if this by election has any point to it 🤷‍♀️

Well for dear old Nige it did.

He thought the investigation into his millions would good poof with his resignation.

It did.

it’ll come back if he’s re elected.

So he’ll have won because no other major party stood against him, have to have his photo taken with a bin and have the investigation reignited.

So many wins for him 😉

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 18:42

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 18:41

Around 35 people agree with you.

You need to discount 5% ...

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 18:42

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 18:42

You need to discount 5% ...

Why?

itsgettingweird · 11/08/2026 18:43

NotMeAtAll · 11/08/2026 18:01

I hope Binface beats Cuntface.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 18:45

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 18:42

Why?

Because generally 5% of any polling is dodgy.

There was an episode if "Unacceptable" where an audience poll which should have been a slam dunk 100% came out as 99% (let's say "no", I can't remember the topic). It was so odd the host asked who was the 1% who voted "yes". An audience member raised their hand and admitted they pressed the wrong button 😀

Margin of error is a very real thing depending what you are up to.

Alittlewordinyourear · 11/08/2026 18:46

Infantile nonsense . Of course bankrolled by Liebour and their cabinet of halfwits and criminals

Uricon2 · 11/08/2026 18:47

77yearsyoung · 11/08/2026 18:16

This is serious.
Your silly comments make you all look shallow and entitled.

Clacton needs sensible representation and if Labour and Conservative weren't so frightened of failure they would have put up candidates.
The shenanigans going on to discredit Reform are underhand and it's obvious Labour and Conservative are scared that their position on either side of the House which they have held, arguing and barracking each other like children for far to long are in jeopardy.
This country is on its knees, deep in debt without decent defence and a struggling NHS.
Pull your socks up ladies, this isn’t a joke, it's our future.
Count Binface should remove his fancy dress costume and put forward sensible plans for Clacton.

Please remind us exactly what triggered this by election?

And can the lecture to the 'ladies', it isn't a good look on anyone, 77 or not.

lollylimejuice · 11/08/2026 18:49

Darker · 11/08/2026 18:35

Would you vote for Farage?

If so, I would like to understand why. I’m
it saying this to bait you - I’m interested.

For example, is it because you don’t trust the alternatives? Or because you think Farage has the guts to push through legislation and initiatives that might be controversial?

At the moment my AIBU is polling 12% that I am being unreasonable so you are not alone.

I don't know who I'd vote for.
I'm most probably a lot older than most of you and I've always been interested in politics and I'm afraid my party of choice was the Conservative Party. They've made a total hash of government in my opinion and I think the Labour Party are doing the same now. I watch them sitting in parliament trying to score points off each other and I'm ashamed of their behaviour.

We really are in need of a decent Leader and a strong Party.
Count Binface is amusing but this could only happen here.

BIossomtoes · 11/08/2026 18:49

Alittlewordinyourear · 11/08/2026 18:46

Infantile nonsense . Of course bankrolled by Liebour and their cabinet of halfwits and criminals

I think you’ll find Farage started this. You may be able to pin a number of things on the current government but this isn’t one of them, it’s all Nigel’s very own work.

Mountainpika · 11/08/2026 18:49

Haven't read all the thread but I hope NF gets knocked off his perch. If an MP resigns,he should be barred from standing again in any constituency for at least 5 years.
We are lucky in that we have an excellent LibDem MP. One who really cares about his constituents. Better than his predecessor who was never here. This one was born and bred locally. Grew up and worked here. Just what's needed.

itsgettingweird · 11/08/2026 18:53

77yearsyoung · 11/08/2026 18:29

The trouble with this and many other threads is that nobody ever puts their head above the parapet.

If the general consensus goes one way.... a lot of people refrain from voicing an opinion at all for fear if being harassed for daring to object, hold another opinion.

Am I about to be harassed for standing up and saying what I think.
Strangely most of you hold the same opinion. How odd. Surely I'm not alone.

Of course you can say what you think.

For me this isn’t about Reform as a party but about Farage as an MP.

He has the residents of Clacton eating out of his hands. These people need someone good on their constituency to bring about real change and better economic outlook.

Y Farage isn’t there. His only economic improvements he’s paying attention to are for personal
gain.

I can get on hairs with policy and some of their selling points have traction.

However I could never get onside with a party who suggest shooting boats - so drowning immigrants etc as a way to solve the problem.

You can’t just have sound bites. You need real and humane ideas to meet those promises. And a realistic view it won’t happen overnight.

and your ideas need evidencing. Apparently we could only control immigration through Brexit it created the small boat crisis.

Apparently we have to leave the EHCR to lower immigration. Yet Labour have done it because the Tory’s allowed it to happen to keep themselves relevant and to blame their failings on.

SerendipityJane · 11/08/2026 18:55

Haven't read all the thread but I hope NF gets knocked off his perch. If an MP resigns,he should be barred from standing again in any constituency for at least 5 years.

An a serious note (with apologies to any unserious bad faith posters here), it would be a delicate balance between preventing fucking about and denying a citizen access to democracy.

I think it's fair to say if an MP resigns, they should be barred from standing in the by election that causes.

However that would be as far as I would take it. They could stand in any other constituency, or even the same constituency at the election after the next.

One thing I would insist on, is that any candidate in an election must be entitled to vote in that election. Which seems not to be the case right now.

Lovely13 · 11/08/2026 19:06

A 99 ice cream should cost 99p - one of my favourite Binface manifesto pledges. Saw somewhere ice-cream vans were charging seven quid! 😡

soddingspiderseason · 11/08/2026 19:07

boobot1 · 10/08/2026 13:02

Whole thing is a farce. No one should vote.

Yes, Farage should not have caused this completely unnecessary byelection. But he did, and its far better to vote to oust him than to pretend its not happening. All power to the bin.

soddingspiderseason · 11/08/2026 19:10

Alittlewordinyourear · 11/08/2026 18:46

Infantile nonsense . Of course bankrolled by Liebour and their cabinet of halfwits and criminals

Oh dear, sounds like the Bin has hit a nerve? Yes its nonsense, caused by Farage.

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