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To think Count Binface is doing a great job in the Clacton by-election?

270 replies

Darker · 10/08/2026 11:43

Count down to Bin Day!

Count Binface has been out bigging-up Clacton and drawing attention to its potential.

It’s a really positive campaign.

I don’t think he’ll win but I’d love it if he did. I think he’d be brilliant.

And if he doesn’t, I think other candidates could learn a lot from his approach.

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Darker · 10/08/2026 17:07

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 14:29

He's excellent on The Rest is Politics podcast with Alaistair Campbell and Rory Stewart.

ETA They've apparently invited Farage on many times but he refused. No way is he going to be brave enough to be interviewed by those two!

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I’ve just watched the whole thing. I had seen clips before. Really good.

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Jane143 · 10/08/2026 17:13

Whoever gets in needs to sort Clacton-on-Sea out. I was there at the carnival and the violence and litter outside McDonald’s after was frightening. Kids were filming a big fight

HelpMeGetThrough · 10/08/2026 17:16

Glad that I haven’t seen anyone comment “Farage can get in the bin”.

Persephonia1966 · 10/08/2026 17:19

Binnyforthewin · 10/08/2026 14:01

I'm note sure Binface has ever put forward any green credentials. He "literally" flies billons of miles in each day from Sigma IX. If you want a green candidate vote for the man dressed a fox....

The man dressed as a fox bowed out of the by-election because it was all getting a bit too silly. The only Fox left is Laurence Fox who doesn't actually dress as a fox which is disappointing.

He did put forward a green policy re solar panels but that was suggested by a ten year old...

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 17:23

Darker · 10/08/2026 17:07

I’ve just watched the whole thing. I had seen clips before. Really good.

He's one smart guy, funny and a good communicator even in a 'persona'.

I had hysterics when they were discussing the Odyssey film, he went into lengthy Homeric Greek, Alaistair Campbell says something like "I wouldn't go round Clacton talking Latin " and Rory Stewart chips in "It was Greek, Alaistair".

I studied Greek (Koine not Classical) as part of my degree and am pants, utter pants. It is hard though. That degree of fluency shows a really bright mind. I'm not sure when it was decided that being good at eg ancient languages was some sort of deficit, but it isn't.

piscofrisco · 10/08/2026 17:28

He’s probably done more for Clacton in terms of raising its profile and boosting visitor numbers than anything else has done for years so for that alone he is doing better than Farage.

I’ve got a bit of a weird crush on him. I think it’s his weird accent.

ThatJadeLion · 10/08/2026 17:29

randomchap · 10/08/2026 15:30

Rumour has it that Farage was advised that resigning and standing for re-election would get rid of the probe.

He was misinformed, and if he gets back in then the probe into that £5 million will just restart.

Complete waste of money

This is brilliant.. I really hope this is true!

VeryQuaintIrene · 10/08/2026 17:31

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 17:23

He's one smart guy, funny and a good communicator even in a 'persona'.

I had hysterics when they were discussing the Odyssey film, he went into lengthy Homeric Greek, Alaistair Campbell says something like "I wouldn't go round Clacton talking Latin " and Rory Stewart chips in "It was Greek, Alaistair".

I studied Greek (Koine not Classical) as part of my degree and am pants, utter pants. It is hard though. That degree of fluency shows a really bright mind. I'm not sure when it was decided that being good at eg ancient languages was some sort of deficit, but it isn't.

Probably because Boris Johnson didn't help us classicists in the court of public opinion! Bin for the Win!

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 17:32

VeryQuaintIrene · 10/08/2026 17:31

Probably because Boris Johnson didn't help us classicists in the court of public opinion! Bin for the Win!

True that. Yet another demerit for BJ.

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 17:33

VeryQuaintIrene · 10/08/2026 17:31

Probably because Boris Johnson didn't help us classicists in the court of public opinion! Bin for the Win!

Have you seen the footage of Jon Harvey defending Athens over Sparta at the Oxford Union?

Happyjoe · 10/08/2026 17:36

CBF seems quite a smart man - he's certainly well educated and quick off the mark.
I hope he wins, truly. Would be wonderful and very much the British sense of humour if he did. Sometimes someone who's not a career politician city boy millionaire can do a much better job at understanding what people need.

Shinyandnew1 · 10/08/2026 17:36

randomchap · 10/08/2026 15:30

Rumour has it that Farage was advised that resigning and standing for re-election would get rid of the probe.

He was misinformed, and if he gets back in then the probe into that £5 million will just restart.

Complete waste of money

What happens to it if he doesn’t get back in?

Darker · 10/08/2026 17:37

ThatJadeLion · 10/08/2026 14:36

Can you imagine Nige's face having to shake a bin's handle. He HAS to win.

I would pay to see this.

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Lentilcakes · 10/08/2026 17:39

I’m 🙏 Bin wins. It’ll make my year to see that odious toad 🐸 lose to a 🗑️

BIossomtoes · 10/08/2026 17:40

Shinyandnew1 · 10/08/2026 17:36

What happens to it if he doesn’t get back in?

He crawls away back into obscurity.

FrogItAll · 10/08/2026 17:43

If Binface gets in, will he wear his bin outfit into parliament or does he have to turn up as Jon Harvey?

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 17:44

Said this elsewhere on here, but people coming into politics with a life history are valuable, really valuable. Denis Healy was a (very young) military beachmaster at Anzio, awful job. Dennis Skinner was a miner. Then you have President Zelenskyy, the comedian and voice of Paddington Bear who became something quite different, very quickly.

There are so many people in politics who have basically never done anything other than politics that those who have had other experiences should be encouraged.

Cyclebabble · 10/08/2026 17:45

Farage will win this election in Clacton by a good margin. He does I am afraid have strong local support. However, the real test will come after the ongoing review into how his party has been financed and what he himself has received. In my view Farage is a grifter successfully making money on fermenting discontent.

Happyjoe · 10/08/2026 17:51

FrogItAll · 10/08/2026 17:43

If Binface gets in, will he wear his bin outfit into parliament or does he have to turn up as Jon Harvey?

Not sure if allowed face coverings!

BIossomtoes · 10/08/2026 17:51

If everyone who voted for anyone except Farage in 2024 voted for Binface he’d walk it.

AllaMova · 10/08/2026 17:52

Count on the Count. I’d vote for him too.

FrogItAll · 10/08/2026 17:59

Happyjoe · 10/08/2026 17:51

Not sure if allowed face coverings!

I thought that, but he’s on the ballot as Count Binface, not as Jon Harvey (according to the photo of the ballot paper in the post earlier anyway).

Sadly, it’s probably going to be a moot point anyway.

sleepwouldbenice · 10/08/2026 18:03

Scattery · 10/08/2026 13:59

Utter waste of taxpayer money for Farage to call a byelection instead of actually answering questions about that dodgy £5 million donation. As amusing as Binface is, there are enough stupid/hateful people in Clacton that Farage will sadly get back in and be able to crow about his "victory."

If he feels he can call it a victory then that's a shock in itself

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 18:28

You can guarantee that if he is reelected, every possible Parlimentary standards committee will be waiting, with massive cross party support. I think he's spent too much time with his 'mate', the Orange Goon in Washington and thus thinks he's similarly untouchable. He's not.

BIossomtoes · 10/08/2026 18:29

Uricon2 · 10/08/2026 18:28

You can guarantee that if he is reelected, every possible Parlimentary standards committee will be waiting, with massive cross party support. I think he's spent too much time with his 'mate', the Orange Goon in Washington and thus thinks he's similarly untouchable. He's not.

I agree. And I think what’s come to light so far is the tip of the iceberg. The digging will be relentless.

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