What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

[Magpiesinthegarden]

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

Yes this example is him merely being a fool to himself, I'm sure he's most likely done things which have been upsetting for/to others aswell 🫂

Breathed

Saves him having to remember another date I guess!

I dont know if it is an urban myth, but frankly it sound plausible if the princes on here are anything to go by, about a married man who would only date women called (say) Sarah because that was his wifes name so he wouldnt get rumbled by saying the wrong name!

i’m not in touch with him, but friends of friends know him and he’s on marriage 4! He’s also become a conspiracy theory weirdo and has abandoned one child - hence his family falling out with him! I think I dodged all the bullets there!

He didn't bother to tell DS that he was getting married and moving a step family into the house without pre warning. Twice.

That said the 2nd time they never actually made it to the alter.

During our break up my narcissistic arse of an ex told me he wouldn’t sell his share of the house to me unless I signed a contract saying I would give him £3K to buy a new guitar he would name after me. I was so desperate for him to fuck off I signed it.
Sadly, when I came to get a mortgage they said the house wasn’t worth the valuation. So I told him I didn’t have the money. He’d already started purchasing another house and it would have cost him to pull out. So no guitar.

Almost all his behaviour was wanky and it took me 4 years to get the strength to get rid of him, he was so persistent.

This might be the only thread I’ve read every reply.

My ex booked me into the travel lodge the night a close relative died. He was feeling positive about the football that night and didn’t want me ruining the mood. Glad his team lost. Not even a hotel with a pool/decent restaurant.

Maybe embezzling money from your job, buying a great big camper van and parking it in your Mums drive. For 2 years.

Oh list is endless. Rob phones & money from his job cleaning a local bank & getting put on tag & a 7 till 7 curfew in a b&b with his new gf coz they were classed as homeless.
Erm, drain our joint bank account a week after he left & left me, our 3 y/o & 12 w/o with 50p so he could go xmas shopping with said gf.
Take our children's first baby clothes that I had saved & dressed his new baby in them coz apparently 'he bought them' even though only one dress he had actually bought.

Someone needs to phone the police on this dirty fucker. And saying it to his DAUGHTER?
ewww 🤮

Nicola, is that you?!

Nicola is that you 🤣🤣🤣

I remember an argument years after we were divorced after I’d met my now DH and we were moving in together and going on a long haul holiday. He was living with his OW and struggling to get on the property ladder as he was paying what he considered to be lots of maintenance because DC would have got in the way of their fun. He said ‘you planned this all along’.

I thought Oh yes! My wicked plan! All those nights you said you were working late and kept being glued to your phone and had condoms hidden in your jacket I noticed all that and thought ‘it’s all falling into place how clever of me’ obviously. Defo didn’t just destroy my self esteem and completely total me physically and emotionally for several years, idiot.

Mine did exactly the same!!!! It was places I introduced him to as well! Idiot

Was he chanelling Trump, or was this before that?

@SunshineOnIslington would you mind me asking what the team was? My football-loving autistic son has been reading this thread and is desperate to know! No probs if you'd rather not.

Turned up unannounced one evening knowing full well my OH was working away. I'm not sure what he thought might happen. Fortunately my best friend was staying and she answered the door - knowing him, and our history, she said "she doesn't want to see you" and shut the door in his face! She came upstairs feeling guilty that she hadn't checked with me first, but I told her she's done the right thing and thanks.

Dying 🤣🤣🤣

That is truly dreadful.

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

What's the difference between a pizza and a musician?

A pizza can feed a family of four!

Outing myself as this is quite specific. My ex is a white man, normal looking l, slightly balding white man. Now he wears a Rasta wig, with dreadlocks as if it’s his real hair. In public.

Became a shaman and stands under a tree praying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg pmsl at all these complete cockwombles.

Its cathartic because we have had to watch my poor sister being a victim of this type of nonsense for 8 years and counting.

Sone of hers are obviously heartbreaking but I'll try to think of a wanky humorous one.

He was the stingiest bstrd in the world. Refused to spend any money on the kids, the house, dressed in Asda George clothing. The week he left (by text) he went out and bought himself a whole new wardrobe of designer clothes to impress the OW.

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I really dont know why women are so desperate for a partner? Its taken me 64 years to realise that men are really a cometely different species altogether and the majority are awful.

Penismobile! And bright shiny red at that😂😂😂