What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

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That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

A girlfriend of 2 years dumped me 2 weeks after my mother had been given 8 weeks to live. Whilst you might say there is no good time to do this, when my mum did die she rang me up and told me about all the fun things she had been doing since we split. Classy

What an absolute cunt!

Took his sister's debt upon himself. She was in Japan and got into some trouble due to her own irresponsible decisions (a totally preventable situation which she was too carefree about) and while she continued to live her best life he was out theretrying to solve her problems.

Oh my God....poor cat. Did you adopt him/her back from Battersea?

If you want a clearer picture, he was about 6" with long black hair, mostly hairless body and a huge beer belly. He had a big knob that was always bobbing along as he walked about the house, so I suppose that redeemed the look somewhat.

@CrikeyMajikey Accused of chewing table mats! DYING! 🤣🤣🤣

It was Darlington... who currently reside in the National League North after going bust some years back due to a shady figure who wore solid golden hair grips and was a whizz at safe cracking....

Turned up on my doorstep at 7am with bewildered kids, him crying because he found out his girlfriend was having an affair and he was heart broken. He had a minimum 3 full blown affairs while we were together 🤦🏼‍♀️

i found out my ex was shagging my step mum and he called me mental for being upset about it. Does that count? 😂

Omfg stop I spat my brew out

Ohhh SO many!

Tried to snog my Mum

Tried to snog my sister

Tried to snog all of my friends

Shagged my best friend

Beat me up when I told him I was leaving - twice

Convinced the CSA that he earned £32k, when he earned £132k - because he didn't want to pay child support to "fund my lifestyle"

Told me he would take the kids and they could live in his parents loft

Got arrested for drink driving

Left photo's on the family camera of his new GF giving him a blowjob

Moved new GF into the family home, after I had left, and we were trying to sell it - let me clean it before every viewing, which included picking new GF knickers up off the floor - the place was always a shit tip.

New GF got drunk and attacked our DD - I reported to the Police, but he begged me not to, saying that he had thrown her out, so her losing him was punishment enough! I ignored and she got arrested

Refused to drive the kids to my house, because I moved 30 mins away, so I had to do all the driving

Ceased all contact with me when the youngest child turned 18. Blanked me at DD's wedding and DS's graduation.

Refused to do any heavy lifting when kids went to Uni, and needed moving in, and then moving on later to different properties. I've done maybe 6 moves for the kids now. On one particular move, I remember me and DS carrying loads of stuff into his new place, in the pouring rain, and I found out Ex was just up the road drinking in the pub (not a pub close to his home).

Stopped the monthly support to DD when she was in Uni, just before she was about to go on hols - so I had to make up the shortfall

Ohhh, there's even more than this too. I absolutely HATE him.

And the latest is that he's marrying his GF, and I know that he won't sort out a will, so if he dies before her, she'll get all his money, instead of the kids.

He's an utter WANKER.

Kicked my obnoxious narcissistic ex out. Not only did he refuse to pay child support for his small children, he also threatened to burn my house down.
Not bothered about the kids for 20 odd years but now a chronic alcoholic with multiple health conditions he's wailing about how hes left it too late to reconnect with his kids. I reminded him that he did it to himself. One of the kids has been to see him, the others arent interested

😆😆😆

Shortly after our split, posted a (heavily edited, brooding, black and white) picture on social media noting how people had recently started comparing him to Gary Barlow

One from a long list , but the final nail in the coffin:
I found him in my kitchen (we didn’t permanently live together, he was more like a back door man) filling up big pop bottles with water so he could live “off grid’ when he was at his flat!

Brilliant 😂

Far too many to count with my ex, who beat me up, emotionally abused me, bought himself handmade suits while I couldn't afford nappies for our child, etc etc.

But one particular highlight after I finally escaped was him posting a picture of his feet on a sofa at his home, in the dark, with a caption of 'hello darkness my old friend....sitting here brooding on life'.

I found it hilarious, he was a fat, bald, short man from the West Midlands, Healthcliff he was not!

I can unfortunately. I was a nanny who did the handover to the 4 and 5 yr old DC. (Mum was great and I was a much older nanny) Plenty of times I watched their faces getting sadder as they realised he wasn't coming.. but we had a plan.. at exactly an hour after he should have been there we bundled into the car and had an adventure.. I'd started the picnic and half an hour in.
They are incredible women now who choose not to see him. It's his loss. He's now an ageing surfer living in a hovel and lonely. Diddums

Sharing a memory, on a post asking people to share a memory, hardly makes you hung up or fixated. Are you ok? Somebody dump you for being a wanker and this post is stinging a bit? Give your head a wobble.

Mine did the same.

I did report them numerous times but some are still up. My mother noticed it as she still had him on social media. When the separation turned sour she intended to delete him but forgot. He got comments under them and responded as if he had actually gone out with them as well. It was disturbing. When I left social media I received a message from him stating he couldn’t find me on social media. If I knew he was this disturbed I would have never married him. He posted Christmas posts pretending he had the kids when he’s never asked or taken the kids at Christmas. His mother puts comments under them actually believing he has his kids. She believes he’s an amazing father. The ship has sailed as the kids are now teens that don’t want much to do with him. The door is open to repair his relationship with the children and actually see them rather than pretending on social media. I’m sorry you have gone through similar having your photo taken.

So many from mine.. including opening his mouth and giving his views on any subject, the John Travolts-esque dancing, being one of the most obvious peaked in high (secondary) school examples, being unable to pass a mirror without some cringe inducing posing and his puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
(Reader, I was young)

Trying too hard. I can see you're still affected by an ex. Shame. Time heals, they say...😘

I think you completely miss understood the point and the tone of the message

Another one (my ex was one of the biggest twats going so there are loads).

When I told my parents we were getting divorced, my ex decided he should go round to my parents and tell them his side of things. He had the cheek to let himself in using the key they had given him, and proceeded to tell them about my "special friend" that I was having an affair with and that they needed to take control of my money as I can't be trusted, that my friends just want my money and I'd have nothing left if they didn't. Completely ignoring the irony of the fact that he only married me for my supposed money and had had many handouts from my parents (including living rent free for 3 years).

When they next saw me they told me what he said. He had turned something that could have been an easy divorce into a complete and utter mess, involving my friends and my family in his games/god like complex. My family think he's a complete twat and I'm well rid.

Oh and I sit here in my own flat, bought with my own money. Whilst he job hops and rents rooms, and builds up debt and goes bankrupt.