AIBU to think my colleague is lying about having two dogs?

[Sam155320]

I work with a work colleague on a one to one basis however I think she’s lied to me about having 2 dogs (she does have 1) as well as to various other work colleagues.

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its the obvious explanation

Why would anyone lie about having two dogs? And also why would anyone actually care if they did?

WTAF - she's got a bastard cobra now ? Let's hope it isn't two.

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Is it very lumpy as that could be where the second dog has gone?

Where is OP? Gutted we may never know how many dogs her colleague actually has. 😩

And I'll bet she expects her Mum to mind the dog when she is at work. She sounds like a spoilt entitled brat. Why should her Mum do it, she minded her own dogs long enough. And why is no one expecting her Dad to mind the dog? Its just internalised misogyny. I blame men. I think I'll start a thread about this previously unexplored topic.

It was the cow that jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such fun 😁

Don't tell me you're taking this thread seriously?

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I was pawsative i saw the dog. I need to turn around 3 times then have a lie down.

I only read the OP’s post and saw she hadn’t returned when I commented.

She sounds unhinged OP.

Log everything.

Here we go again, folks.

Is she called Sharon?

Just waitin' for the wasp.....

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Looks like you missed several pages of excellent and inventive humour, then.

In a 'dog eat dog' world maybe she started with two but then.......

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I just hope the person who this post is clearly about sees it and jumps on to clarify how many dogs she has. 😂

She better not jump on the sofa...

She’s obviously lying about having two dogs. My guess is she has 5. It wouldn’t surprise me if she has goats and sheep too. Dogs are a gateway pet. I’d report her to your local council, they take this sort of thing very seriously. In your shoes I’d be very concerned. My old neighbour Tony (not real name) once lied about having two dogs. Me and Barbara (not real name but lives next door but one) are still dealing with the fallout and it happened 8 years ago 😳

Be wary of Barbara though, I’ve heard she’s up to her neck in the whole fiasco

Wasn't there an alcopop called Two Dogs years ago? Maybe she was talking about that?

Oh yea must be. Was similar to Hooch. Alcoholic lemonade. Turner and Hooch maybe.

I heard it made people feel dog ruff the next day.