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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

406 replies

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:16

Statsinyoureyes · 09/04/2026 20:13

@worldshottestmom you need to tell us now what effort the pne had gone to which you DID like, I'm intrigued!

Lol Well it was of him stood up, stark naked, gorgeous abs on display and his manhood in his hand with a naughty look on his face. It was so tempting, yano? Like there was character behind it. Not just a bogstandard photo of a nob

To any men reading pls take notes

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WhereDoIBeginTo · 09/04/2026 20:17

I very much like men (predominantly one man) and very, very much like penises (again, mostly a specifc one) but there's nothing nice at all about the thought of a dick pic and anyone who sent me one would be immediately binned.

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:17

PottingBench · 09/04/2026 20:14

"one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo"

Interested to know what that effort might have been.
Arranged amongst a bowl of seasonal fruit?

Hahaha I would of cried stop it

Just replied to someone else who asked;

"Lol Well it was of him stood up, stark naked, gorgeous abs on display and his manhood in his hand with a naughty look on his face. It was so tempting, yano? Like there was character behind it. Not just a bogstandard photo of a nob

To any men reading pls take notes"

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Misshollys · 09/04/2026 20:18

Absolutely no way, dick pics give me the ick, and not a lot does lol,

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:18

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:14

Okay well that is obviously grim and abusive and I'm sorry it happened.

I had a man slide his hand into my swimming costume when I was 8/9. It's horrid.

Ew wtf im so sorry that happened to you as well!! What is wrong with people. Yeah it was vile tbh never told anyone till this day lol

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LauraJaneGrace · 09/04/2026 20:19

Euurgh no.
They have their uses but they are ridiculous looking things.

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:19

TwistedWonder · 09/04/2026 20:15

With a lot of men it’s not even sexual it’s a power and domination thing.

But no I don’t know any woman who loves seeing a photo of a dick. It’s absolutely grim

Right? I was beginning to question if I was a lesbian or asexual as whenever I see a dick pic i just feel like im looking at an alien and feel repulsed

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:20

MyTattooIsBetterThanYours · 09/04/2026 20:15

The only penis I have admired was Jason Isaac’s but then that turned out to be a falsie which was v disappointing as it was a thing of beauty.

I'm googling it, peer review time

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:21

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:16

@worldshottestmom fair does.

"Here is my vagina do you like it y/n" will be my next name change !

Hahahaha its a solid name tbf

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Statsinyoureyes · 09/04/2026 20:21

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:16

Lol Well it was of him stood up, stark naked, gorgeous abs on display and his manhood in his hand with a naughty look on his face. It was so tempting, yano? Like there was character behind it. Not just a bogstandard photo of a nob

To any men reading pls take notes

I totally get why this would be a turn-on if you like the guy. I don't think I would personally call this a dick pic, I think it's more a nude. Pics of just the appendage do little for me but a pic from my husband as you describe would be welcome.

sammylady37 · 09/04/2026 20:22

if it’s a guy I’m shagging/interested in shagging and it’s sent in context of a flirty, dirty conversation, then yes, I like to receive a dick pic.
If it’s a random guy, one I’ve no interest in, someone online who has made little/no prior contact, then no, I don’t want it.

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:22

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:11

Hahahahaha

There was also a video, and the shriek with subsequent collapsing to the floor like a groaning sack of spuds, was actually fucking perfection. I don't think it was Jackass, but a smaller group of men doing terrible things to each other in the name of mid 00s internet entertainment.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:22

I now feel like this immense weirdo

I genuinely do like pictures of cocks (cannot believe I actually typed that) and do find them a turn on. Obvious caveat of if they are wanted!

OrlandointheWilderness · 09/04/2026 20:23

My DPs yes. Absolutely. I find him very attractive and that would turn me on.
a random unsolicited one would make me laugh.

StephensLass1977 · 09/04/2026 20:23

Nope, they do nothing for me. And I like men.

In my slightly younger days, I had quite a few pics sent to me, e.g. on dating sites, and they repulsed me. As pps have said, how is just literally a cock going to do a damn thing with no other effort or context? It's not remotely sexy.

They're OK when you see them as a whole, say, first thing in the morning. But just as a pic? No thanks. Enough to turn me gay.

OrlandointheWilderness · 09/04/2026 20:23

And wanking vids of DP would very much turn me on.

AgathaHoccleve · 09/04/2026 20:24

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:12

Obviously I am in a minority here 😆

For those who do find men attractive, is it purely the pic you don't like or cocks per se?

I mean, so do I, but just a photo of genitals doesn’t do it for me. I mean, a random badly lit vagina shot isn’t going to set anyone’s loins on fire either, is it?

sweeneytoddsrazor · 09/04/2026 20:25

I would be far more turned on by a pic of abs, or twinkly eyes, a nice smile than a dick pic. However gorgeous the bloke is and however much you may want to experience his dick, they all look like chicken drumsticks.

darksideofthemooncup · 09/04/2026 20:25

Nope! Many years ago, I got a dick pic THROUGH THE POST. It was way before the internet, I happened to work for a high street record shop and one day an A4 letter arrived for me, I opened it to discover a couple of very beautifully lit pictures of some blokes penis. To this day I have no idea who it was, I was only 18 and equally repulsed and horrified

EwwPeople · 09/04/2026 20:26

Why would I get turned on by a Temu version of a naked mole rat?

Broccolisucks · 09/04/2026 20:27

Grim but I have pretended like they do. Because I fawned because I didn't know how to say "no" or "stop"

But now I'm older, stronger and wiser they repulse me and I am happy to say so.

GarlicFind · 09/04/2026 20:27

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:22

I now feel like this immense weirdo

I genuinely do like pictures of cocks (cannot believe I actually typed that) and do find them a turn on. Obvious caveat of if they are wanted!

What, just the cock??! 😮 All the dick pics I've received have been close-ups, often with a bit of stomach and part of a hand. Might as well be a turnip for all the human sex appeal conveyed.

OP's description of the full nude with a cheeky expression is a whole other proposition, and infinitely more pleasant.

Random321 · 09/04/2026 20:28

No, a dick pic just doesn't do it for me. I know what they look like.

Foreplay begins in my imagination, or with words or touch etc but dick pic nope.

A well worded suggestive message is far more effective.

Imho, the men who send dic pics just don't get it. They think that's sufficient effort to get results. Lazy ass effort, more likely to be lazy/selfish in bed.

takealettermsjones · 09/04/2026 20:29

WhereDoIBeginTo · 09/04/2026 20:17

I very much like men (predominantly one man) and very, very much like penises (again, mostly a specifc one) but there's nothing nice at all about the thought of a dick pic and anyone who sent me one would be immediately binned.

I like that mostly 😉🤣

Tacohill · 09/04/2026 20:30

Men know we don’t find it a turn on yet 90% of men I’ve ever spoken to seem to think it’s attractive to send one within the first few days of talking!

Like it literally does nothing for us!

Its a dick, which we can see anytime we want and we get sent them by multiple men.

I had a guy at work trying to get with me for over 2 years.
It was really cute how much effort he put in and was never pushy or anything.
He really, really liked me and seemingly stayed single just to get with me because I am his perfect woman.
I don’t date people I work with but after 2 years of trying I thought I’d give him my number.
He sent me a dick pic on the first day!!

Anyone who sends me a dick pic who I’ve not been intimate with gets immediately blocked.