Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

[worldshottestmom]

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

Yes, we too hate photos of penises! Girl power

Where's the laughing emoji when you need one 🤣

Im fucking crying 😭😭😭 omg I wish I could say this just to give myself a laugh hahahaha

Hahaha Real life data! Its confirmed!!

Honest to God idk why we even bother with them at this point, I just feel like telling them to put the phone down and go to bed when I receive one at this point

I wonder if it’s because a picture of a naked female is all it takes to turn on a man so that they would welcome being spammed with pictures of our bits. They think that we’d feel the same.

Random dick pics, absolutely not.

One from the object of my sexual attraction as part of sexting? Yes, absolutely.

It’s not the object per se, but the fact that they’re turned on for/by you. I mean I’m sure there’s nothing objectively wonderful about a wet vulva but obvs men find it a turn on because it means you’re turned on by them.

Honestly it was yeaaars ago, however I am reasonably sure that if you put "man being tasered in the balls" in your preferred search engine, you'll have plenty of terrible material to laugh yer tits off whilst massively ruining your browser history 🤣

I first read your comment as "gay male porn mugs" and was just imagining a mug with a massive cock on it and couldn't stop laughing

Honestly you are so lucky to have got out unscathed. I hope you live your life without having ever received a dick pick (unsolicited at least) as I can honestly say they're more disappointing to receive than a p45

My friend got sent a pic of a floppy one once. What are you even meant to say to that?! 😂

I got one once as well and honestly, like what are you actually supposed to reply? "Need some viagra"?

How do you feel when you see your DH's one at attention?

If it’s a guy im dating then yes 👍

Lmfao I'm now imagining posters on lampposts;

COCK
"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PENIS?"

Hahahahahaha omg made my night what a legend

i love beef curtains im lesbian, but there has to be context to it and not just a snap shot of heres my beef

This is the same for me - i can see the appeal of womens bodies more, yet im not a lesbian / bi. I just think nobs are hideous

Sorry but "placid penis" really made me laugh.

How about "calm cock" or "gentle genitals" or "tame todger"?

My friend has just recently joined the giddy world of OLD and she received 3 dick pics in 2 days. For context, she is 61 and is looking for someone in the 60-70 age range, so as you can possibly imagine the pics she's had aren't even showing any decent stiffies!

😂😂😂😂

These stories are just getting wilder and im loving it tbh

Not by an unsolicited one, obviously

I have in the right context though!

😂😂 MN needs to bring back the laughing emoji!

Im crying at this 😂

Hahaha idk why but "calm cock" just had me imagining David Attenborough say it. "Here we have a calm cock in its natural habitat, nestled safely next to the balls. The cock waits, calmly, for a voracious vagina to approach"

Ah god if anyone sends me a dick pic at the age of 70 im dying in prison. Ain't nobody got time fo dat

They don’t post that to attract you but to shock you.

Oh, someone I know in their 60s (a very respectable woman!) received a warning video from a man in his 70s. So grim!

This has made me laugh so much 🤣 I love my DP and his cock very much but let’s be honest they’re not pretty.

I used to get sent them often in my dating days. One accidentally appeared on my computer screen at work when I plugged my phone in which was a bit of a moment 🫣 My favourite response line which I think I got from MN was to say ‘oh thanks, what is it? It looks like a cock but smaller’ 😊