To ask for an opinion you wouldn't say out loud for fear of judgement? (Inoffensive and light hearted please)

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Weather men and women should be sexy.

I don't care if youre a meteorological prodigy

Adults (anyone above the age of 8 actually) who eat with their mouths open/talk with food in their mouths should have to go and sit on their own and consider their behaviour.

Not every problem with children is linked to them being neurodiverse .

*edit, not meaning any offence

You should be allowed to push the people who have conversations on load speaker like they are on the apprentice over

School mums are fucking weird - or almost all the ones I know are

Anyone who does triathlons is self obsessed/selfish. See also most marathon runners.

Threads like these go only one way

🍿 This will be offensive before page two.

People with expensive powerful cars who toodle around at 10 mph under the speed limit should have the car taken away and given to me and get a picanto instead.

Yes, this.

it was a little embarrassing how ugly our royal family was prior to Kate and Meghan marrying in and raising the standard. I secretly suspect that it made the world see Brits as somewhat unattractive by extension.

Anyone being a dick will get reported to my pals mnhq - this is a thread to bash men and other annoying members of the public - not to shame mums or children! x

In any story I always think the man is the one in the wrong.

I stand by this

That gender - terrible honestly

Why selfish?

I’m a sloth, so have no skin in the game.

People who say “Now, I’m no prude, but…” are, in fact, always prudes.

The ones who slow right down to go over a speed hump

They're swiftly overtaken by me in the fiesta

I think it’s probably because my exH is into that kind of stuff and thinks of himself as a superior human as a result. But I see it as someone who spends an inordinate amount of time and attention on themselves and so it is selfish. And they always want to tell people. Yuck.

People who call every school holiday half term are uneducated morons.

Been listening to radio 1? Greg James doing some sponsored thing for charity?

I feel that all marathon runners want that level of non stop sycophantic praise and adoration from those around them

I agree. Also people who insist on talking with a mouthful of food - disgusting.

That said, if a man is wearing bike shorts, I can't help but take a quick look at the front lump they cover 🤭

You only need three cheeses. A nice strong cheddar, mozzarella and a stinky, squishy one. Anything else is overkill.

Samuel L Jackson plays the same character in every film he does.

The holes in Crocs are where your dignity leaks out from

The holes in Crocs are where your dignity leaks out from

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I live in my crocs

That isn’t what you said in your post or thread title though. You just asked for opinions we wouldn’t say out loud; you didn’t say ‘but only if they’re about men or non-mums and only if I agree with them’.

One of my unpopular opinions is that mums are just as likely to be total arseholes as everyone else.