To ask for an opinion you wouldn't say out loud for fear of judgement? (Inoffensive and light hearted please)

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Weather men and women should be sexy.

I don't care if youre a meteorological prodigy

If your insomnia was cured by ‘good sleep hygiene’, you didn’t really have insomnia

I'd like to ban 20mph limits and those skin coloured leggings that make me wonder if the young woman has left home without a skirt or trousers.

Part of the driving test ought to be driving through progressively narrower sets of poles. If you don't know how wide your car is and can't safely manoeuvre it properly within a space 6" wider on either side (I'm being generous!), you shouldn't be allowed to drive.

This part of the test is also administered every time you buy a new car.

As opposed to who, home ed mums? Not that I have anything against home ed mums but I think it's fair to say that some of them are a tad eccentric.

Anyway, I think anyone who modifies their car or motorbike exhaust to make it sound like a 1000 decibel fart should be fined £1,000 for a first offence. For a second offence, their vehicle should be confiscated for good.

Croc-creep! So it is a thing. Sounds terrifying.

Every time

The great British public needs to understand that those with mental illness are not usually choosing not to do things, they can’t do them.

Although. there are exceptions to the rule. If you see me procrastinating about tbe washing up, give me some encouragement to do ir because I feel much better for doing it.

Including those who cover their mouths with their hand while continuing to talk.

I now have a mental image of them creeping out of a shoe rack like crocodiles out of a pond.

🙄 Nobody is asking you to, least of all me. It wasn’t anything insightful or life changing. It was a throwaway comment about Crocs, to two other posters who would know exactly what I was referring to, and it didn’t occur to me that anyone else would be interested.

And I’m not quoting unnecessarily just because some nosy fucker doesn’t want to RTFT. Get some sleep, you’ve obviously had a rough day and I’m not having a midnight argument with an internet random over fucking Crocs, of all things.

I don’t understand why people keep pointless pets like hamsters and rats and fish that just make a mess and die early.

Mental health may be an invisible illness but...........

People who write "mental health" when they actually mean "poor mental health" should be banned from Mumsnet.

How was I supposed to know it was about Crocs?

society should be built to be as best as possible services education etc, and without it all being about $$

See I would spend it. Nice house. Nice car ,( by this I mean luxury family salon not a chavvy penis car), never work another day.
BUT , I would still shop in Aldi and Primark and travel on cheap airlines.
Does that make me changed or not? What joy is there in life wothout preceived bargains?

No-one needs to spit.

they say tv does not influence behaviour when people use it as a defence in court, so why then are millions spent on advertising etc ?

Nobody should be allowed to vote unless they can name 3 policies in the manifesto of the party they are voting for.

That’s not an unpopular opinion

Well it would have got you a nice house, a nice car and the freedom to not have to work.

So it would change your life but not necessarily you as a person.

I think that’s what people mean when they say it won’t change them.

I fucking hate dogs, and wish all of them except for support dogs would be banished to a far off island forever.

The other day my DD and I were on a bus that was waiting to leave and saw a woman sitting outside a cafe who was wearing skin-coloured leggings and a matching T-shirt. At first glance she looked completely naked apart from a small black crossbody bag placed "strategically" over her crotch. DD and I both got the giggles. Luckily, the woman couldn't have heard and never glanced in our direction - she was too busy talking to a young waiter who appeared to be politely pretending not to notice that she was starkers.

People who say they NEVER eat ANY ultra-processed foods are either lying or extremely boring.

or they dont know they eat them ?

100% lying. And boring.