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I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.

252 replies

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:32

How old am I?

And what else about me can you infer from this snap?

Regards

💐

I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.
OP posts:
Brightlittlecanary · 24/02/2026 07:33

So the op never revealed her age? What eas the point.

MonstrousRegimentRocks · 24/02/2026 07:36

Brightlittlecanary · 24/02/2026 07:33

So the op never revealed her age? What eas the point.

Bored, probably.

Imlyingandthatsthetruth · 24/02/2026 07:41

Brightlittlecanary · 24/02/2026 07:33

So the op never revealed her age? What eas the point.

The point? Originally: "I'm a tough (old) boot, you can't piss me off".

After the inevitable comments: "I'm not playing anymore, You're all horrible".

And unless she turned out to be 4 or 104, what was the bloody point?

Brightlittlecanary · 24/02/2026 07:43

Maybe she just really likes her hair or something.

NotherdrinkAnge · 24/02/2026 07:46
  1. Beautiful hair
MyDeftDuck · 24/02/2026 07:46

You really should have taken the time to brush your hair and by the looks of it you would certainly benefit from a decent colour care shampoo and conditioner.
As for your age……..who cares???!!!

voidcat · 24/02/2026 07:48

MyDeftDuck · 24/02/2026 07:46

You really should have taken the time to brush your hair and by the looks of it you would certainly benefit from a decent colour care shampoo and conditioner.
As for your age……..who cares???!!!

She’s got waves. If she brushes it, it’ll look like she’s been electrocuted

Westfacing · 24/02/2026 07:50

I'd say 50

You have a lot of hair and it's very long, if it's all your own - something usually associated with younger women

So posting this photo would infer that you think you look young and trying to buck the stereotype of older women and their hair

ERthree · 24/02/2026 07:51

mid 50s

Harrietsaunt · 24/02/2026 07:54

Wookies live to about 400 years apparently so I will go with 346

Positivepositron · 24/02/2026 08:04

I hate seeing threads full of such nastiness.
Does it make people happy I wonder.
I like your hair.

MyDeftDuck · 24/02/2026 08:20

voidcat · 24/02/2026 07:48

She’s got waves. If she brushes it, it’ll look like she’s been electrocuted

🤷‍♀️

Beachtastic · 24/02/2026 08:26

I think your hair is gorgeous OP. I'd kill to have that colour and slight waviness. Nowt wrong with the balayage in my view. It's the hair of a fairy princess who has spent the past few months running wild on a beach.

From your posts, I'd infer that you are playful. That means you will always be ageless. The hair, to me, looks 20s/30s but because you've made the catastrophic error of inviting comment on MN, perhaps you are much older?

AccordingToWhom · 24/02/2026 08:34

TheCurious0range · 23/02/2026 21:35

Really I thought the hair looked quite dry and assumed menopausal or a swimmer

Meow!

Nannylovesshopping · 24/02/2026 08:42

Why would you think anybody actually cares…

LaMarschallin · 24/02/2026 08:43

The OP's posting style reminds me very much of the poster who used to post numerous photos of herself on S&B, all very similar and with extreme pouting. She always used to say how much she "bloody loves" herself.
However, she had long grey hair so - unless she's gone for a big colour change - I guess it's not her.

Dora33 · 24/02/2026 08:44

42

AccordingToWhom · 24/02/2026 09:07

Well the OP has absolutely shown some of you up. What unpleasant responses to a jokey thread.

Dragonscaledaisy · 24/02/2026 09:07

LaMarschallin · 24/02/2026 08:43

The OP's posting style reminds me very much of the poster who used to post numerous photos of herself on S&B, all very similar and with extreme pouting. She always used to say how much she "bloody loves" herself.
However, she had long grey hair so - unless she's gone for a big colour change - I guess it's not her.

Edited

I immediately thought of that poster as well

MonstrousRegimentRocks · 24/02/2026 09:09

AccordingToWhom · 24/02/2026 09:07

Well the OP has absolutely shown some of you up. What unpleasant responses to a jokey thread.

Read her title, "do your worst".
She knows what this game is, I doubt she's upset!

Itsawfullonely · 24/02/2026 09:09

Somewhere between 20 and 65. Am I correct?

AccordingToWhom · 24/02/2026 09:12

MonstrousRegimentRocks · 24/02/2026 09:09

Read her title, "do your worst".
She knows what this game is, I doubt she's upset!

I asssumed she meant in terms of age guesses, but perhaps she is a glutton for punishment or she felt like stirring the pot and seeing what floated up from the bottom 😆

Yes she's dealing with it amusingly, hence why I said she's showing people up.

LeftieRightsHoarder · 24/02/2026 09:16

Lovely thick hair, like mine used to be years ago! So I’m guessing in your 40s or 50s — young enough to still have it, old enough to be proud of it. Unless it’s extensions, in which case no age limit.

Either way, it looks good to me. <Sighing nostalgically>

TheMatildaEffect · 24/02/2026 09:21

It reminds me of a boy I used to date in the 80's
I'd say you are male.

Imlyingandthatsthetruth · 24/02/2026 09:31

AccordingToWhom · 24/02/2026 09:07

Well the OP has absolutely shown some of you up. What unpleasant responses to a jokey thread.

If it's a "jokey thread" how are people being "shown up"? Baffled.