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I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.

252 replies

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:32

How old am I?

And what else about me can you infer from this snap?

Regards

💐

I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.
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Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:41

I had early onset greyness and have roots touched up every 17 days.

The blonde regrowth is baylayayge dontcha know

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TheGoodOnesAreAllGone · 23/02/2026 21:41

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FaceEatingLeopard · 23/02/2026 21:41

I think you're 10. 12 at a push.

This is a stupid game and I imagine the prizes are even more stupid?

ItalianChineseIndianMexican · 23/02/2026 21:41

Late 40s

Cosmication · 23/02/2026 21:41

Brightlittlecanary · 23/02/2026 21:40

I suspect older and you want your hair to make you look younger. Hence why not showing your face. So I’d say 40s or 5os.

This

peacefulpeach · 23/02/2026 21:42

You’re definitely one of the ages. One of the numerical ages.

whatsgoingoninmybrain · 23/02/2026 21:42

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:41

I had early onset greyness and have roots touched up every 17 days.

The blonde regrowth is baylayayge dontcha know

Balayage, when done properly, doesn’t look like that

SAH07 · 23/02/2026 21:42

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tilypu · 23/02/2026 21:42

Based on the fact that it looks like the very top of the head has a bald spot (but it's not a high quality image, so that could be the light) I would guess a 45 year old trans woman or a 65 year old woman.

UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 21:43

I’m going to post one of these later, where you have to guess my age from a photograph of my big toe.

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:43

whatsgoingoninmybrain · 23/02/2026 21:42

Balayage, when done properly, doesn’t look like that

I'm provincial darling, tis normal baylage here.

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UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 21:43

tilypu · 23/02/2026 21:42

Based on the fact that it looks like the very top of the head has a bald spot (but it's not a high quality image, so that could be the light) I would guess a 45 year old trans woman or a 65 year old woman.

I did consider whether it was a trick question and actually a bloke - looks quite thick set in the shoulders.

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:44

UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 21:43

I’m going to post one of these later, where you have to guess my age from a photograph of my big toe.

You could monetise that on a different forum oh yes you could.

Or smudge that trotter into some hovis, toast it,post it.

Christmas sorted.

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DustyMaiden · 23/02/2026 21:44

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MsSmartShoes · 23/02/2026 21:44

I’d say 25

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:45

UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 21:43

I did consider whether it was a trick question and actually a bloke - looks quite thick set in the shoulders.

I'm quite hefty tbf.

Winter padding.

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peacefulpeach · 23/02/2026 21:45

UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 21:43

I did consider whether it was a trick question and actually a bloke - looks quite thick set in the shoulders.

Possibly one of those new-fangled women. The ones who have penises. New skool.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 23/02/2026 21:46

You’re a 4 year old Afghan hound called Tallulah

MabelAnderson · 23/02/2026 21:46

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With beautiful hair.

FieldInWhichFucksAreGrownIsBarren · 23/02/2026 21:47

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:41

I had early onset greyness and have roots touched up every 17 days.

The blonde regrowth is baylayayge dontcha know

Is it??
I'm always surprised at this look being paid for as mine looks that way when I need to redo a colour 🤣

Random321 · 23/02/2026 21:47

Hair - I'd guess you don't have child that need be carried. They'd pull the hell out of long hair.

Use of dontcha - my only reference is the Pussycat Girls song so 35-45.

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:48

peacefulpeach · 23/02/2026 21:45

Possibly one of those new-fangled women. The ones who have penises. New skool.

Cunty type.

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Brightlittlecanary · 23/02/2026 21:49

FieldInWhichFucksAreGrownIsBarren · 23/02/2026 21:47

Is it??
I'm always surprised at this look being paid for as mine looks that way when I need to redo a colour 🤣

That comes across as really catty.

op you’ve lovely hair.

AngelinaFibres · 23/02/2026 21:51

ThePoshUns · 23/02/2026 21:36

20 from the back, 60 from the front?

15/50.
Fifteen from the back......etc.

Lonelycrab · 23/02/2026 21:52

Is that AI hair

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