I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.

[Spectrewaves]

How old am I?

And what else about me can you infer from this snap?

Regards

💐

You have a very hairy face, so I'd say high levels of testosterone - young, maybe 26?

I am late 40s and would love your hair compared to my unloved, grey, dead straight mess. No idea how old you are though.

My first thought too

Well, her age will forever be a mystery!

She ain’t coming back after these comments lol seriously though if you’re going to put yourself out there on a public forum then you’ve got to take the negative comments

im guessing 35-40.
also guessing you’re not coming back to tell us 😂

Happy to take the negs!

Also I didn't state I'd do the grand reveal. 😵‍💫

Evidently It's all about me and my ego.

<<swishes dry meno greasy bad baylagey locks>>

The reveal is the entire point of these threads 🙄

I'm not sure... isn't the point of these threads to invite posters to rip the last tiny shred of vanity and self-respect out of the OP?! That's the impression I've always got!

Meno greasy you say - so my guess of 50-ish is about right?

In which case yer old enough to know how to spell balayage - although baylagey could be your Northern spelling 😄

I'd guess 48

It looks dry so I'd guess menopausal.

The style and colour are both basic and common as fuck, so I'd guess someone trying (and failing) desperately to cling onto youth.

For the same reason, I'd guess this person wears leggings with white socks over the top.

Well we were many complementing your hair as well. I do find it bad manners to not reveal.

ach who cares it’s an older woman thinking her hair makes her look younger, let her crack on, whatever gets you through the day, that’s what I say,

Absolutely not menopausal. Too lustrous. Late 20s/early 30s. But I’m infuriated that I can’t make sense of what’s in front you or what furniture that is with the stitching.

Happy to say I was not one of them!

Ouch!

I actually think the ops hair is lovely very thick, but it’s not lusterous by any stretch of the imagination and looks dry,

Agreed - it’s the unspoken contract here. Otherwise what’s the point? What’s in it for anyone contributing?

Your hair is really dry and needs about 6 inches cutting off the bottom. If you want it long you need to treat it well and stop colouring it, or only gently colour roots.

You are 492 years old and leader of the Vampires of Southern England.

With completely white roots at the top?

You're a narcissist?

😂

The OP may be a bloke with nice hair