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I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.

252 replies

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:32

How old am I?

And what else about me can you infer from this snap?

Regards

💐

I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.
OP posts:
dragonfruit8 · 24/02/2026 02:31

You really can't tell from a behind the head hair picture. I think we've all had the experience of seeing someone from behind, thinking they are much younger, then they turn around and are at least 30 years older.

You said 'do your worst', so I'll give you my honest thoughts.

The hairstyle is more late 20s to mid 30s, however, the hair is very dry and frizzy and that says to me more 50s. It seems characteristic of change of hormones hair to me. Someone else posted their age 64 hair, and that looks much healthier.

I mean, you just can't tell from the back, but those are my thoughts.

Paraguay · 24/02/2026 02:38

Wtaf is this thread? Its hair.

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Pardonthegarden · 24/02/2026 04:22

54 and still dyeing?

RunningOnEmptyish · 24/02/2026 04:31

Crazycatladywithnocats · 23/02/2026 23:51

Show us your hands instead.

👏👏👏

Empress13 · 24/02/2026 04:54

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Mumtobabyhavoc · 24/02/2026 05:25

Carycach4 · 24/02/2026 00:20

How are we supposed to guess when we can't see your face, you donut! 😂

Did you use "donut" as an insult? 😂
Best post tonight! 👏

BeepBoopBop · 24/02/2026 05:27

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Lostsadandconfused · 24/02/2026 05:36

You’re very brave OP, these threads are brutal.

You could be 50s - 60s, hair is no real indicator. I’m 57 and still have pretty good hair, long thick and shiny.

Tamtim · 24/02/2026 05:37

It’s a (nice) wig on a polystyrene head! 😄

SleepQuest33 · 24/02/2026 05:43

A 25 year old surfer dude

Jillwiththefrill · 24/02/2026 05:54

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 22:14

Ouch

If that’s an after pic, you need a new hairdresser

mrsgilfeathers · 24/02/2026 06:34

I neither know nor care.

Apologynotaccepted · 24/02/2026 06:39

I don't get these threads. Also that's nice hair. Not frizzy, just normal, you can't see an extension line. Why are people on here so horrible? Are they meant to be roast threads?

Snarchipelago · 24/02/2026 06:43

Guess my age (photo attached, might take a while to approve):

I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.
HK04 · 24/02/2026 06:53

Are we? Are we really passionate about guessing ages!? Musta missed that memo 📝… who cares?

StrongLikeMamma · 24/02/2026 07:00

peacefulpeach · 23/02/2026 21:42

You’re definitely one of the ages. One of the numerical ages.

That you Donald?

mrsgilfeathers · 24/02/2026 07:02

StrongLikeMamma · 24/02/2026 07:00

That you Donald?

…and I know the best ages! I know all the beautiful ages!

Eddielizzard · 24/02/2026 07:05

You are funny OP. Please post more often

MonstrousRegimentRocks · 24/02/2026 07:08

Snarchipelago · 24/02/2026 06:43

Guess my age (photo attached, might take a while to approve):

I think you have quite good muscle tone and posture, so maybe 25-35? I'd recommend a conditioning treatment, though. Perhaps Worthington spray and leave

peacefulpeach · 24/02/2026 07:16

StrongLikeMamma · 24/02/2026 07:00

That you Donald?

No. I’m Bob. Sometimes Dave.

Tel12 · 24/02/2026 07:20

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Aphroditesangel · 24/02/2026 07:22

67 and 3 quarters?

fivetriangulartrees · 24/02/2026 07:25

Are you one of those newborns who comes out sporting a full head of hair? Welcome to the world, little one.

123teenagerfood · 24/02/2026 07:25

48, clinging onto the same long hair style you had since you were in your 20s.

Dancingspleen1 · 24/02/2026 07:29

Some funny replies but some harsh ones. Why are some women so nasty to other women? Says alot about them.
Anyway its impossible to guess your age from the back of your head but I love your hair.