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I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.

252 replies

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:32

How old am I?

And what else about me can you infer from this snap?

Regards

💐

I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.
OP posts:
Tigerbalmshark · 23/02/2026 21:33

Cousin It!

Johnogroats · 23/02/2026 21:34

No idea. You could be 14. You could be 64. Or somewhere in between!

ComeOnJeremy · 23/02/2026 21:34

3000 years

TheCurious0range · 23/02/2026 21:34

That's the back of your head, could be extensions, a wig, clearly not your natural colour. How is anyone meant to base any kind of guess on that.

AlcoholicAntibiotic · 23/02/2026 21:35

It’s notoriously difficult to guess the age of a Wookiee

MrTiddlesTheCat · 23/02/2026 21:35

27

DestinedToBeOutlived · 23/02/2026 21:35

I would say maybe 25, and I infer that you can be arsed with your hair far more than I can.

FreshInks · 23/02/2026 21:35

How can anyone tell with only a shot of your head?

TheCurious0range · 23/02/2026 21:35

DestinedToBeOutlived · 23/02/2026 21:35

I would say maybe 25, and I infer that you can be arsed with your hair far more than I can.

Really I thought the hair looked quite dry and assumed menopausal or a swimmer

FieldInWhichFucksAreGrownIsBarren · 23/02/2026 21:36

I don't think I've ever estimated an age of the back of a head.

Okiedokie123 · 23/02/2026 21:36

You appear to have posted a photo of the wrong side of your head.

ThePoshUns · 23/02/2026 21:36

20 from the back, 60 from the front?

DustyGlow · 23/02/2026 21:36

How could anyone guess from this? It’s the back of a head.

DestinedToBeOutlived · 23/02/2026 21:37

TheCurious0range · 23/02/2026 21:35

Really I thought the hair looked quite dry and assumed menopausal or a swimmer

I'm crap at guessing ages even when I see a face and ID 🤣

UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 21:37

What’s the point of asking that question and then showing a photograph of the back of your head?

Based on the dryness and poor condition of the hair, I’d go 45-50.

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:38

You're meant to be intuiting ffs 🤣

OP posts:
ThatFairy · 23/02/2026 21:38

42- 46

FreshInks · 23/02/2026 21:38

TheCurious0range · 23/02/2026 21:35

Really I thought the hair looked quite dry and assumed menopausal or a swimmer

I think menopausal too.

Iheartmysmart · 23/02/2026 21:39

Are you Cousin It from the Addams Family? If you are, I’m guessing 62….

whatsgoingoninmybrain · 23/02/2026 21:39

28-32.

your blonde is grown out, beyond the point of it being intentional, it’s because you don’t have time to go and get it done. Implies a first time mum.

But the fact you’d been dying it that shade of blonde is what makes me lean younger over older.

Overtheatlantic · 23/02/2026 21:39

32-ish and you wear it up a lot. Probably have a toddler based on your roots.

Brightlittlecanary · 23/02/2026 21:40

I suspect older and you want your hair to make you look younger. Hence why not showing your face. So I’d say 40s or 5os.

Chickenhorse · 23/02/2026 21:40

“And what else about me can you infer from this snap?“
Your hair needs a brush, maybe?

AmethystH · 23/02/2026 21:41

30 is my guess

AmyDudley · 23/02/2026 21:41

33 and a half.