To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

[MetaphoricallySpeaking]

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

Meghan Markle and her dumbkopf husband.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Claudia Winkleman - that bloody fringe ARGH!!!
Donald Trump - no explanation needed, just vile on every level
Kier Starmer
Simon Cowell
People who abuse blue badge and child parking in supermarkets

....... I'm sure I'll think of lots more later ...... but they'll do for a start.

I'll definitely join the queue on your first 3. Untalented ingrates!

Probably from the hips down - somewhere in Africa where there are vultures -

Kirstie Allsop
Amanda Holden
Lorraine Kelly
Alison Hammond
Nigel Farage obviously, though slapping is too good for him
Richard Osman
Probably too many others to mention…

Bit niche but Paris Munroe. (Kerrang radio presenter.) Goes on and on about being trans/non binary, autistic, her ADHD and anxiety. Luckily she only does the weekends so it's easier to avoid her, although she covered for Loz Guest one week (he does weekday afternoons and he's my favourite 😅) and I was sick of her by the end of it. (She's female, to remove any doubt.)

I haven't seen Sandi Toksvig mentioned, did a book about important women and included a man.

The other people I want to slap have been mentioned.

Womens rights to sex based protections matter. That is not hate.

https://theweek.com/feature/1020838/jk-rowlings-transphobia-controversy-a-complete-timeline

Just have a look at this article. She does say some very transphobic things

All four leads in The Holiday. All so irritating. They make a fluffy festive film unwatchable for me.

@GarlicBreadStan Regardless of what JK has or has not said, Expressing that women have rights to sex based protections is not hate. Attempting to remove or circumvent these protections is however misogyny.

Also fed up with older woman and their plastic surgery. Bloody kylie minogue looking like my 17 year old at 57. I actually think it’s pernicious as normal women simply don’t look like that over 50 and it’s rammed down our throats as normal when it’s bloody not. The bar is now entirely unachievable

It's his report on a lesbian festival in USA which imploded and his failure to see that part of the problem was caused by male lesbians

This.. well said

Trump
Andrew Tate
Nick Fuentes
Putin

The Diary of a CEO dude and Keira Knightley.

Tess Daly
Kate Winslet
Storm Whatsit on Jeremy Vine
Josie from This Morning

Do you not think that after years of the most hideous threats against you and your children you might start to be a bit anti the people doing those things? She doesn't hate on people like Blaire White or Fionne Orlander or Buck Angel, and once sent roses to a trans YouTuber who stuck up for her (Rose of Dawn.)

Not really a celeb, but Undead Becky on Coronation Street. Probably be a long queue, though.

I was just about to say her but I had a senior moment and couldn't remember her name. Her and her minge candles.

YES!

Minge candles a mix of🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mine are Trump,
Scott Mills
Ant and Dec
Gary Davies
Simon Cowell.

Many of those mentioned above, particularly David Tennant
Victoria Coren Mitchell & David Mitchell
the Princess of Wales

Mary Berry