To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

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Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

People with views similar to hers have verbally and physically harassed me because of how I identify. I've been sexually assaulted because people have been determined to change how I identify. So while I don't agree that her children should be targeted for her views, I don't have any empathy for her.

Jamie Oliver needs his festive filling in.

Oh gosh here’s my list
Robbie Williams
Lilly allen
emma Watson
all the celebs that did that Covid video
will smith
pink
tom Davis

there’s loads & I probably should have done a list on who I wouldn’t slap

Alison hammond
stacey Solomon
Georgia Toff

Yes Holly is a good shout

Noooo, Alan is brilliant 🤣

I'm not sure why the idea of choosing a 90 year old for a metaphorical slap made me laugh, but it did.

I wish Katie Price would go away, and join an enclosed order.

JK rowling
Trump
Holly W
Leo
Stacey Sollomon

Yes, we are both thinking of the same Orville, ( and yes, I am older too so needing to look up some names!) 😂

Jim Davidson ..well for being Jim Davidson.

Russell Brand

I thought of another one. Giles Coren.
Misogynist arsehole. I’ve never forgiven him for his ‘being overweight is moral turpitude’ column.

Giles Coren is a tedious, untalented, nepo perv whose face I would never tire of slapping.

He makes The Times unreadable.💩😤

Why get het up by people you may see on telly or online.

Time to decompress and take care of yourself....

Cat Deeley
Lorraine

With both of them, the insincerity is off the charts.

Why not?🤷‍♀️

I was only shouting loudly saying earlier on today that I'd slap Trump for posting what he did about Rob Reiner.

Surprised by Amol Rajan, he’s my ‘celeb’ crush!

I can’t stand Ant and Dec which is a shame because I loved them as a child on SMTV and such. Ant annoys me more.
Not a fan of Keeley Hawes but can’t even pinpoint why.
Everyone hates James Corden.

I'm sorry you've experienced that. I'm a massive raging Terf but draw a very big line at physical and sexual assault. I can have empathy with someone but disagree on their stance on certain topics.

Amanda Holden
David Walliams
Denise Welch

This! Agree with every single one! Add to it: Roman Kemp, Lorraine Kelly, Gordon Ramsey, Gino D'acampo, Holly willoughby, Nigel Farage, Trump, David Tennant, Paddy McGuiness, Jameela Jamil the list is endless

He'd get multiple! He's a loathsome creature.

He is the worst, the pretence is nauseating.

You said earlier that we shouldnt care about what's in anyones pants.

Lots of us have been sexually abused and worse with what's in male people's pants. For crying out loud, if youve been sexually abused too then surely you get the concern?

Why I don't want a male person pretending to be a female in a women's only changing room, or toilet with me or or my young daughters?

That is not hate to say so. Its common sense.

Anyway, I wont derail the thread any further and neither should you.

Katie Price/similar - I just absolutely hate them, full stop.

Trump/Putin.

All the ''lovies'' like Amanda Holden, Holly Willoughby, Davina McCall, etc.

ANYONE who is or has been in the jungle because of the disgusting animal abuse, that's another reason I can't stand Pricey.

Variety of and loads of others!