Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

Hello to you to

LTB

😆

That was very important hello indeed.

Thank you for sharing.

Important you say ???

I’m all ears 👂 👂

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU. Also LTB.

Well hello there! 👋

Police, now!

👋 waves

What is LTB? Thanks 😀

Leave the bastard

I think you should ring 111.

Then 999.

And then log it with 101 for good measure.

And don't forget to get your mythical free half hour of legal advice from a random solicitor.

Could it be peri? Up protein and fast 800.

Hi

aye aye min - foos yer doos?

Christ, this is what you get for answering the door

Get your ducks in a row…

As it’s so important, should we report this to MNHQ so they are up to speed?

Can we have a map?

But did you allow the plumber to take a dump in your bedroom en-suite lavatory?

Have you reported to social services?

If he wanted to, he would.

Your husband has clearly formed a liaison with this woman, and you can expect to be divorced fairly shortly.

Have you anxiety?

We need a diagram

Get your ducks in a row-now.