Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

Have you ever seen the reviews on Amazon for the sugar free Haribo Golden Bears?
They are hilarious, and worth a search. Great loo time reading 😂

Found them by Googling because I don't think they re still on Amazon.

However the Veet for Men reviews are still there

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B00KX3PF22?th=1 The top one from 25 January 2019 is brilliant

The Poor Menz !

I am reliably informed Veet4Men is good to dissolve hair blocking the plughole ...

That isn't true.
They definitely cause diarrhoea and bloating. I have experienced this myself.
It isn't a marketing ploy either.
These sweets are required by law to have this warning on the packaging.

Can't you/they book an Airbnb ?

Disgraceful behaviour! Definitely report it.

My NDN is complaining because my DC and dog are in the garden screaming and shouting from dawn til dusk.
I think that DC need to be allowed to play and express themselves and my neighbour is a CF for complaining and should move to the countryside if she doesn’t like it. AIBU?

Not being funny Shake but what is your DC shouting ? I wouldn't let my kiddies watch a filthy fillum like From Dusk till Dawn ( or Dawn till Dusk if you play it backwards ) , I mean Quentin Tarantino is in it so it's bound to be a bit fruity ?

But if you have a shouting dog then your NDN is just jealous I reckon,

I think some people just like to whinge.
DDog was reciting Shakespeare in Korean this afternoon but she still shouted at him to keep the noise down

Grow up.

CF NDN got my recycling boxes in for me but has put them back in the wrong place. Do I confront her in person or put a note through her door? I’m actually considering giving up my HA secure tenancy over this.

Is NDN ND? Or has ODD? Or ADHD? Or are you ND? Or OCD? I'm sure there's some kind of label that will explain everything.

Bore off ....

I'd never heard this expression until I joined Mumsnet

NDN might just be messing with your head though .
I took a parcel in for my NDN purely so as they'd have to come to my door and ask for it
If they'd have had bins I'd have re-arranged them too

I’m not usually into all things woo but there’s definitely something odd about the way the OP never returned …..

Or asking her if she minds after he has “crept in your room to make love to you”. Ew.

It's the "woke you from your sleep" bit that would earn him an earful.

I don't care if you did drive all bleedin' night Royston, NO bugger wakes me

Get yourself a Shit Hot Lawyer.

But don't forget to ask for your "30 Minutes of Free Legal Advice"

Don't forget to take your ducks and get them in a row.

😄

I am sorry this is happening to you, but this still doesn't change the fact that In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team

Better call Ghostbusters....

Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals -- Ghostbusters.

Jam or marmite?